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Nancy writes romantic cookbooks!
— Robyn Peterman
And you're on crack. I'm a witch and you're a wolf. I was not built to blow puppies out of my hooha." His
— Robyn Peterman
It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you'll sweat like a fat whore at confession.
— Robyn Peterman
Stand-up is the scariest thing - whether it's TV, movies, improv - stand-up is the worst.
— Melissa Peterman
She crossed her toothpick legs, and I realized with sickening clarity that she was going commando.
— Robyn Peterman
Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled
— Robyn Peterman
and a build like a brick shithouse.
— Robyn Peterman
Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?
— Robyn Peterman
The outside often ends up being a manifestation of what lies within.
— Robyn Peterman
I'm playing Soda Candy Crush. I'm on level 660 and I found a way to cheat to get more lives. Besides, it's getting boring here," Satan replied.
— Robyn Peterman
That's what motherhood is: you're working; you're doing 25 different jobs, and you're not getting paid.
— Melissa Peterman
I'd never read a romance novel about conjoined twins. It was a huge market that had never been tapped. I had just come up with the new Twilight,
— Robyn Peterman
Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF."Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. — Robyn Peterman
If you haven't made a mistake I cast a jaundiced eye, because you're probably not doing anything.
— John Peterman
Life happens whether we are ready or not - the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.
— Robyn Peterman
Jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.
— Robyn Peterman
When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.
— John Peterman
It's always possible as an actress that your last job could really be your last job.
— Melissa Peterman
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
— Robyn Peterman
It occurred to me that might not be the best of ideas, but desperate times led to stupid measures.
— Robyn Peterman
When you die, the only things you leave behind are memories in the minds of those who loved you. That was how you lived on.
— Robyn Peterman
God lets people out to play poker?" This was too much for even me to believe and I was a Vampyre. A myth . . .
— Robyn Peterman
What in the hell are you digging for?" "The seat belt." "Oh." She shrugged guiltily. "I cut them out. Everybody's doing it.
— Robyn Peterman
I have a husband, and babysitters; I find it hard. I find it amazing how single moms do it.
— Melissa Peterman
I love to dance; it's one of my favorite things to do.
— Melissa Peterman
I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.
— Robyn Peterman
