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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

What annoys a person who suicides? The life itself. Boredom. Tiredness that descends on every morning when you look at yourself at the mirror. — Henning Mankell

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter. — Andrew Delbanco

Since I travel to the four corners of this planet for work, I don't need sun holidays or that kind of thing. — Ben Elliot

Cruelty isn't softened by tears; it feeds on them. — Publilius Syrus

Sometimes things go wrong, no matter how careful you are. — David Lagercrantz

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg

My mother taught me to wash my hair as little as possible, and to rinse it with Coke before a shoot for a sexy, tousled look. — Lou Doillon

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

I think markets will never be efficient because of human nature. — Seth Klarman

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

We are specially designed to appeal to the sense of humour. — Oscar Wilde

The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. — Roy Cohn

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

But try as I might, I never got to eat any of her pastries, and do you know, she never even offered me one. — Michael Morpurgo

Dobbin at manger pulls his hay: Gone is another summer's day. — Walter De La Mare