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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan. — Athena Villaverde

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay

Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They — Hovav Heth

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone. — Salvador Dali

The world is my lobster. — Keith O'Neill

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

When I started cooking the meal at home, after I had started cooking in restaurants, I usually would prepare bay scallops or lobster. — Alain Ducasse

I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? — Adam Jay Epstein

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do. — P.G. Wodehouse

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water. — George Carlin

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics. — Christopher Hitchens

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible. — Ambrose Bierce

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. — Brian O'Driscoll

"[Those] on fixed incomes are the nation's math elite." from pg.88 of Atomic Lobster. — Tim Dorsey

Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties. — Georgette Heyer

People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious. — Mayer Hawthorne

Were you happy?" "If you look at things from a distance," I said as I swallowed some lobster, "most anything looks beautiful. — Haruki Murakami

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. — D.H. Lawrence

You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk — Elizabeth Rudnick

That would be the gentleman lobster, — C.J. Hauser

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. — Nathan Myhrvold

Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps. — Henry David Thoreau

I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs. — Daymond John

I look like a lobster, don't I? — Gabrielle Tozer

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love ... — Jimmy Buffett

The scampi tasted sweet like a lobster fed only on honey and it cut into the deep undertone of flavor deposited on the taste buds by the truffles. — Pat Conroy

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar. — Richard Kadrey

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

I object to conscription the way a lobster objects to boiling water: it may be his finest hour but it's not his choice. — Robert A. Heinlein