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People that want it to just be funny should not despair, because there is so much true crazy comedy coming up.
— Mary Steenburgen
Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.
— Keith Gray
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
— Mahsati Abdul
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.
— Michael Dobbs
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
— Golda Meir
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
— Charlaine Harris
To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies.
— Val Edward Simone
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.
— Joey Fatone
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.
— Terry Pratchett
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.
— James M. Barrie
I occasionally laugh and tell him that his imperturbability is worth three hundred milligrams of lithium a day to me, and it is probably true.
— Kay Redfield Jamison
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.
— James E. Faust
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes
— Jeffree Star
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
— Lionel Suggs
