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A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing. — Garrison Keillor

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity. — Leah Hager Cohen

here's probably something ironic about werewolves gathering in the back of a Piggly Wiggly, but — Elliott James

You can't be ironic about dead people. — Helen Fielding

How ironic that wild nature should humanize us while technology dehumanizes us! — Marty Rubin

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket. — Demetri Martin

I would not wish to be Prime Minister, dear. — Margaret Thatcher

Regrets are a waste of time and waste of time brings about regrets. It's the best ironic cycle after life and death! — Adhish Mazumder

The reason you might choose to embrace the artist within you now is that this is the path to (cue the ironic music) security. — Seth Godin

I don't watch much British television at all. I mean, it's ironic because I used to work in it for years. — E.L. James

Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people. — River Phoenix

It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy. — Gore Vidal

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn

Menopause: it had to be the gods' ironic warning to (or just plain nasty trick on) humanity for having artificially extended the life span, — Haruki Murakami

Ironic that those most holy are least likely to see themselves that way. — Mark Buchanan

It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners. — Joseph Lowery

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. — Bo Burnham

It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice. — Andrew Solomon

And the most ironic thing? If Kanin hadn't Turned me, I would never have met Zeke. But being a vampire meant I could never be with him either. — Julie Kagawa

She's clutching the worn leather journal. It's ironic how it now seems like a safety blanket for her, yet to him, it represents a tragic nightmare. — Ella Frank

He looks like the good boy he's never been. — Holly Black

He leaned down and kissed me slowly, with the ironic leisure of someone who had nowhere to go. — Jennifer DeLucy

I don't shoot kittens with balls of wool. I don't shoot sunsets. What draws me? Ironic, surreal, unexplained, timely moments. — Graham Nash

It is ironic that we are particular about flushing out all the dirt through the Drain,but we continue to retain a lot of it in our Brain.-RVM — R.v.m.

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini

By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore. — Merlin Mann

It's a sad day when you count a man lucky for only losing a left hand and part of his ass. — Dean M. Cole

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

The pathway to enlightenment leads to states of ecstasy, knowledge, and a pretty ironic sense of humor. — Frederick Lenz

Mean people are no fun. — Thom Filicia

It would be ironic for an archaeologist to catch something nasty from the past, perhaps the ultimate in experimental archaeology! — Paul G. Bahn

I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There! — Ray Bradbury

I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic. — Dasha Zhukova

The value of an opinion is only measured by its user. It's ironic that the value of a fact is only measured by its observer. — Lionel Suggs

Actually saying OMG out loud should only happen if you're being ironic or asking your phone for directions to the Oklahoma Meerkat Gardens. — Caprice Crane

I just want to be master of my own time. It is ironic that someone in the watch business should not be in control of his time. — Johann Rupert

The irony of life is a twisted game; but my god you learn fast, the ins and outs of how to play your part the best you can. — Nikki Rowe

It's what passes for wisdom, being ironic and cynical. — Barack Obama

I'm thinking about the beautiful boy on the treadmill wearing the I STILL HAVE A DREAM T-shirt and realize that it might not have been ironic. — Bret Easton Ellis

Some days I am all about the ironic gesture — Lauren Baratz-Logsted

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. — Marc Maron

It's ironic really, that the man who hates the world is most loved by it — Anna Todd

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties. — Dov Davidoff

The awful, ironic, glorious fix for the writing doldrums is to write the next page. — Kay Kenyon

I sometimes think it ironic for an ex-seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc ... to find success writing children's novels. — Brian Jacques

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. — Max Cannon

Either way, Grayson found it ironic how such dissimilar circumstances, colleges, and mental hospitals, had led to the same awful apartment. — Dorothy McFalls

It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I, who were both Jewish, were going over to identify the remains of a man who was so anti-Semitic. — Michael Baden

Ideas that spread win. — Seth Godin

Do you think a sociopath cries to God as they die? Ironic that one counterfeit being would cry out to another for help, said Chiron. — C.J. Anderson

It's ironic, isn't it? Our goal was great. Our path was dark. — Christopher Pike

That's the ironic thing about time, Doc. One the one hand, we don't have much of it for this, but it's all I have in here. — Kenneth Eade

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic? — Sarah

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it. — Howard Dean

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

Lyrically I'm very ironic and silly, but I hope I'll touch your heart — Geri Halliwell

I'm the anti indie-rocker. My stuff isn't ironic. — Sxip Shirey

It's ironic, but true, that in this age of electronic communications, personal interaction is becoming more important than ever. — Regis McKenna

I really try, at least consciously, not to be cynical or ironic. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

My world on the road always ends up feeling really small which is ironic because that's when I'm seeing the most places and meeting the most people! — Tyler Hilton

It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home. — Ambeth R. Ocampo

It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter. — Christina Engela

If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient. — Jane Austen

Ironic and jittery, we are puzzled by the old heroes with their fighting, boasting, and cocksure lovemaking. — Mason Cooley

Your inability to forgive has always been your most ironic character trait. — Elizabeth Little

Fiction described reality better than non-fiction. — Tommy Wallach

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler

Is that supposed to be ironic or predictive or something? — Penelope Fletcher

Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. — Mason Cooley

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me. — Beth Revis

At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me where I am now, which is quite ironic. — Karen Elson

She has been dreading tomorrow ever since it happened the first time. — Tom Rachman

This world made by humans for themselves is most unfriendly towards humans. What irony. — Pooja Perumal

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda? — Gary Gulman

Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. — Jonathan Stroud

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

Ironic. I'm here because of my inherent dangerousness, but it's my inherent politeness that makes me put up with this. With him. — Sophie Jordan

It's ironic, really, isn't it? Nineteen-year age gap, and it's the old bloke who comes in his pants, and the twenty-something with performance issues. — Jay Northcote

Pulls readers in with an ironic, breezy portrait of sinister high school competitiveness. Deft and extraordinarily accomplished. — Michael Cadnum

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. — Tom Waits

Given a long enough time, of course, a wide enough frame, there is nothing said or done, ever, that isn't ironic in the end. — Gregory Maguire

It was ironic how love could awaken them to the wonders of the universe, while at the same time confine their attention to one another. — Alexandra Adornetto

History almost everywhere is tragic and ironic, but in America the contrasts are more stark because we set such high ideals. — Rinker Buck

Dream big!
But not so big that it becomes a mess, and you may never reach reality. — Hasil Paudyal

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should. — Charles Dickens

Pop art: only possible in an affluent society, where one can be free to enjoy ironic consumption. — Susan Sontag

Rejection is, of course, part of any successful model's career, as ironic as that sounds. It's how you pick yourself up and get on with the job. — Erin O'Connor

It's ironic, my need to be strong for a man who is my only weakness. — L.J. Shen

Maybe you've got the patience to work out some complicated, long-term, ironic way to get back at the people who've wronged you, but that's you. — Greg Cox

It's ironic that as scientists that don't believe in god, were the ones that are closest to god. — Hiromu Arakawa

A comedy that is ironic, sometimes bitter, in some cases even dramatic, tragic: This is what Italian comedy is. — Mario Monicelli

The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it. — Carl L. Becker

The passive ironic attitude is not cool or romantic, but pathetic and destructive. — Robert Greene

It's tiny out there ... it's inconsequential. It's ironic that we had come to study the Moon and it was really discovering the Earth. — William Anders

It's ironic, since they're supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first year — Alexis Hall

It's kind of ironic when I broke in at 17, I was told I was too small, too slow and I wouldn't make the NHL — Wayne Gretzky

It's ironic that I'd use you for my wingman, when I want to fuck you more than any of the women here. — R.K. Lilley

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant. — Jeff Lindsay

The univers is statistically more likely to be ironic than not, — Orson Scott Card