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Internet Funny Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Internet's been down most of the day [at

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

Internet Funny Quotes By Pittacus Lore: And that's when the rhinoceros drops from the

And that's when the rhinoceros drops from the sky. — Pittacus Lore

Internet Funny Quotes By Isobelle Carmody: Maruman does not loll.

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Internet Funny Quotes By Neale Donald Walsch: Grant yourself permission to have all that life

Grant yourself permission to have all that life has to offer, and you will discover it has more to offer than you've ever imagined. — Neale Donald Walsch

Internet Funny Quotes By Joel Edgerton: It's funny how sometimes you learn things off

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

Internet Funny Quotes By L. Frank Baum: It was a good fight, friend.

It was a good fight, friend. — L. Frank Baum

Internet Funny Quotes By Sarah Dessen: I took his wildness from him and tried

I took his wildness from him and tried to fold it into myself, filling up the empty spaces all those second place finishes left behind. — Sarah Dessen

Internet Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Internet Funny Quotes By Alex Lane: Funny story. A bunch of people -- the

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Internet Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Thanks to the Internet, people we might have

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Internet Funny Quotes By Manasa Rao: Isn't it funny how we all will end

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Internet Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Valentine's day without your love is like a

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Internet Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Cars will soon have the Internet on the

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Internet Funny Quotes By May Sarton: Poetry is first of all a way of

Poetry is first of all a way of life and only secondarily a way of writing. — May Sarton

Internet Funny Quotes By Virginia Woolf: Something irrevocable has happened. A circle has been

Something irrevocable has happened. A circle has been cast on the
waters; a chain is imposed. We shall never flow freely again. — Virginia Woolf

Internet Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: I watched the footage of Saddam being executed,

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

Internet Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Nietzsche says God is dead. Probably now God

Nietzsche says God is dead. Probably now God says Nietzsche is dead! The one that will die is religion, not the God! God will always live! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Internet Funny Quotes By James Howe: I was lucky in getting my first book

I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was 'Bunnicula,' which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. — James Howe

Internet Funny Quotes By George Ade: The music teacher came twice a week to

The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin. — George Ade

Internet Funny Quotes By Jessica Park: Internet access came before pride.

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

Internet Funny Quotes By Thomas Aquinas: He who is drawn to something desirable does

He who is drawn to something desirable does not desire to have it as a thought but as a thing. — Thomas Aquinas

Internet Funny Quotes By Jen Lancaster: When it comes to matters of pro sports,

When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. — Jen Lancaster

Internet Funny Quotes By Al Gore: The day I made that statement, about the

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Internet Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Internet Funny Quotes By Brandon Stanton: Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Internet Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: Can we go back to using Facebook for

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

Internet Funny Quotes By John Green: I wish I knew how to quit you,

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

Internet Funny Quotes By Katie Nolan: I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

Internet Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri