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Internet Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong? — Rachel Maddow

And that's when the rhinoceros drops from the sky. — Pittacus Lore

Maruman does not loll. — Isobelle Carmody

Grant yourself permission to have all that life has to offer, and you will discover it has more to offer than you've ever imagined. — Neale Donald Walsch

It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. — Joel Edgerton

It was a good fight, friend. — L. Frank Baum

I took his wildness from him and tried to fold it into myself, filling up the empty spaces all those second place finishes left behind. — Sarah Dessen

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Poetry is first of all a way of life and only secondarily a way of writing. — May Sarton

Something irrevocable has happened. A circle has been cast on the
waters; a chain is imposed. We shall never flow freely again. — Virginia Woolf

I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to? — Frankie Boyle

Nietzsche says God is dead. Probably now God says Nietzsche is dead! The one that will die is religion, not the God! God will always live! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was 'Bunnicula,' which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. — James Howe

The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin. — George Ade

Internet access came before pride. — Jessica Park

He who is drawn to something desirable does not desire to have it as a thought but as a thing. — Thomas Aquinas

When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. — Jen Lancaster

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. — Al Gore

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. — Abraham Lincoln

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? — Bill Maher

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people. — Katie Nolan

Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less! — E.A. Bucchianeri