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Insult Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: He had just about enough intelligence to open

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. — P.G. Wodehouse

Insult Humor Quotes By Eileen Wilks: You're so far off base this time you

You're so far off base this time you can't even see the base! — Eileen Wilks

Insult Humor Quotes By William Goldman: The chapters on whaling in MOBY DICK can

The chapters on whaling in MOBY DICK can be omitted by all but the most punishment-loving readers. — William Goldman

Insult Humor Quotes By Wesley Chu: I take that back. Saying you fight like

I take that back. Saying you fight like a girl is an insult to girls everywhere. — Wesley Chu

Insult Humor Quotes By B. Snow: There's a reason straight men call us 'cocksuckers'.

There's a reason straight men call us 'cocksuckers'. I've just never understood why it's considered an insult. — B. Snow

Insult Humor Quotes By Gail Carriger: She filed the image away as an excellent

She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment. — Gail Carriger

Insult Humor Quotes By Jenny Mollen: Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks. — Jenny Mollen

Insult Humor Quotes By William Shakespeare: Let the doors be shut upon him, that

Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the
fool no where but in's own house. — William Shakespeare

Insult Humor Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I'm creating a self help show called Self

I'm creating a self help show called Self Talk. I'll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law. — Ryan Lilly

Insult Humor Quotes By E.D.E.N. Southworth: It means that you two, precious father and

It means that you two, precious father and son, would be a pair of knaves if you had sense enough; but, failing in that, you are only a pair of fools! — E.D.E.N. Southworth

Insult Humor Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own. — Cassandra Clare

Insult Humor Quotes By Igor Stravinsky: He was a six and a half foot

He was a six and a half foot scowl.
(on Rachmaninov) — Igor Stravinsky

Insult Humor Quotes By Kristin Hannah: Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."Comfort:

Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out."
Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult. — Kristin Hannah

Insult Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

She is a peacock in everything but beauty! — Oscar Wilde

Insult Humor Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: He would make a good lamp post if

He would make a good lamp post if he'd weather better and didn't have to eat. — Kurt Vonnegut

Insult Humor Quotes By Scott Lynch: You'd have to take your shoes and breeches

You'd have to take your shoes and breeches off to count to twenty-one! — Scott Lynch

Insult Humor Quotes By Nenia Campbell: You couldn't find your dick in the dark,

You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad. — Nenia Campbell

Insult Humor Quotes By Jenna McCormick: No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung

No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung male of the species! It's only natural; you don't want to insult Mother Nature. Go claim your mate. — Jenna McCormick

Insult Humor Quotes By Ludwig Van Beethoven: I like your opera - I think I

I like your opera - I think I will set it to music — Ludwig Van Beethoven

Insult Humor Quotes By Thomas Beecham: The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.(on Elgar)

The musical equivalent of St Pancras Station.
(on Elgar) — Thomas Beecham

Insult Humor Quotes By Cassandra Clare: You look lousy,"Simon said.Jace blinked."Seems an odd time

You look lousy,"Simon said.
Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good — Cassandra Clare

Insult Humor Quotes By Groucho Marx: Next time I see you, remind me not

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. — Groucho Marx

Insult Humor Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Anyone looking at you would write you off

Anyone looking at you would write you off as a brainless nincompoop with about as much intelligence as a dead rabbit. — P.G. Wodehouse

Insult Humor Quotes By Leigh Bardugo: Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn't

Ivan gabbled something in Shu that I didn't understand. The giant just laughed.
"You speak Shu like a tourist," he said. — Leigh Bardugo

Insult Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler. — Henny Youngman

Insult Humor Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: They don't hardly make 'em like him any

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the
safe side, he should be castrated anyway. — Hunter S. Thompson

Insult Humor Quotes By Jessica Fortunato: To call it helmet hair was an insult

To call it helmet hair was an insult to my helmet. — Jessica Fortunato

Insult Humor Quotes By G.A. Aiken: Husband?""Aye. Husband.""The slow-witted one that's been following you?

Husband?"
"Aye. Husband."
"The slow-witted one that's been following you? I thought he
was your servant. — G.A. Aiken

Insult Humor Quotes By Christopher Moore: I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore

Insult Humor Quotes By Arnold Bax: All Bach's last movements are like the running

All Bach's last movements are like the running of a sewing machine.
(on Bach) — Arnold Bax

Insult Humor Quotes By Orson Scott Card: The only process you've mastered is the process

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet. — Orson Scott Card

Insult Humor Quotes By Jean Johnson: Not everyone can look past an insult and

Not everyone can look past an insult and continue to work with the person who slights them — Jean Johnson

Insult Humor Quotes By Dorothy Parker: She runs the gamut of emotions from A

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. — Dorothy Parker

Insult Humor Quotes By Christopher Moore: May the IRS find that you deduct your

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore

Insult Humor Quotes By Eli Brown: A knight can fight. As you well know,

A knight can fight. As you well know, I fight about as well as a pillow."
"That's an insult to pillows. At least they can take a beating. — Eli Brown

Insult Humor Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Insult Humor Quotes By L.M. Fields: I refuse to put God into a little

I refuse to put God into a little box I can handle, for that would insult us both. — L.M. Fields

Insult Humor Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Puta, really, that's the best insult you got?

Puta, really, that's the best insult you got? I've been called the Whore of Babylon on national TV; puta just doesn't quite cut it. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Insult Humor Quotes By Kami Garcia: You're so full of crap, you could pass

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia

Insult Humor Quotes By Suzanne Fields: Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time. — Suzanne Fields

Insult Humor Quotes By Dorothy Parker: That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them. — Dorothy Parker

Insult Humor Quotes By Derek Landy: I swear, talking to you is like talking

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

Insult Humor Quotes By Ava Gray: Dumb as he looked, he never missed an

Dumb as he looked, he never missed an insult.
Dr. Rowan musing about Simple Silas — Ava Gray

Insult Humor Quotes By Julia Quinn: To call that writing, madam, is an insult

To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world. — Julia Quinn

Insult Humor Quotes By Dorothy Parker: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. — Dorothy Parker

Insult Humor Quotes By William Shakespeare: - Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither

- Where is Polonius?
- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself. — William Shakespeare

Insult Humor Quotes By Bruce Jennings: If I were you,And you were I,I would

If I were you,
And you were I,
I would kill myself,
But you would die! — Bruce Jennings

Insult Humor Quotes By Sophocles: To speak much is one thing; to speak

To speak much is one thing; to speak to the point another! — Sophocles

Insult Humor Quotes By Isaac Asimov: To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For

To insult someone we call him 'bestial'. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult. — Isaac Asimov

Insult Humor Quotes By Dorothy Parker: If all the girls attending [the Yale prom]

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. — Dorothy Parker

Insult Humor Quotes By Clare B. Dunkle: Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice. — Clare B. Dunkle

Insult Humor Quotes By Mae West: She's the kind of girl who climbed the

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West

Insult Humor Quotes By William Shakespeare: CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No,

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?
CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.
CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets. — William Shakespeare