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Insult Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How

How now, my sweet creature of bombast! How long is't ago, Jack, since thou saw'st thien own knee? — William Shakespeare

Insult Funny Quotes By Colette: At the top of the iron staircase leading

At the top of the iron staircase leading to the stage, the good, dry, dusty warmth wraps me round like a comfortable dirty cloak. — Colette

Insult Funny Quotes By Brian Jacques: I will not stand here to be insulted

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed.
"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!! — Brian Jacques

Insult Funny Quotes By Ashley Olsen: Stay true to what makes you happy, because

Stay true to what makes you happy, because that always ends up producing the best result. — Ashley Olsen

Insult Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: You couldn't find your dick in the dark,

You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad. — Nenia Campbell

Insult Funny Quotes By Kathryn Lasky: Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size.

Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK! — Kathryn Lasky

Insult Funny Quotes By Andrew Hinkinson: She was my friend because she was kind

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

Insult Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. — Gena Showalter

Insult Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler. — Henny Youngman

Insult Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: I'll be supposed upon a book, his face

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Insult Funny Quotes By Al Alvarez: It is easy to smile at an insult

It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. — Al Alvarez

Insult Funny Quotes By Mark Rydell: There's evidence of a social decline in direct

There's evidence of a social decline in direct proportion to technology and the industrialization of the motion picture industry. — Mark Rydell

Insult Funny Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: I had a vague dread that wild cattle

I had a vague dread that wild cattle might be near. — Charlotte Bronte

Insult Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

Insult Funny Quotes By Virginia Woolf: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate

[Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples. — Virginia Woolf

Insult Funny Quotes By Henry Eyring: I would write a scientific paper with the

I would write a scientific paper with the devil, if it was on high temperatures. The fellow's probably an authority. — Henry Eyring

Insult Funny Quotes By Kim Stanley Robinson: You have a mind like the rings of

You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep. — Kim Stanley Robinson

Insult Funny Quotes By A&E Kirk: Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me. — A&E Kirk

Insult Funny Quotes By Maurice Sendak: Let the wild rumpus start!

Let the wild rumpus start! — Maurice Sendak

Insult Funny Quotes By Gretel Ehrlich: Every footstep we take, every action has a

Every footstep we take, every action has a consequence. We breathe in weather, but we breathe out CO2. We're responsible for weather and for climate. — Gretel Ehrlich

Insult Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

Insult Funny Quotes By Joe Teti: Surviving a tough situation means staying in the

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset. — Joe Teti

Insult Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Anybody can be a believer; but anybody cannot

Anybody can be a believer; but anybody cannot be a good man! First, be good; then, in addition to this, be whatever you wish! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Insult Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain