Indoor Plumbing Quotes

Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs. — Maya Van Wagenen

I lost my sleep somewhere to live my dreams. — Himanshu Chhabra

I am not one who was born with great wisdom. I love the ancients and diligently seek wisdom among them. — Confucius

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. — John Kruk

He was going to embrace love every day. He would appreciate the world every hour. And he will believe in God every second — Soroosh Shahrivar

What we need is a nuke. - Ash
I knew I'd forgotten something. - Parvati — Sarwat Chadda

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. — Alfred Hitchcock

If we're going to be sneaking into New Beijing Palace while Levana is there, why don't we just assassinate her? — Marissa Meyer

One of the best aspects of health care reform is it starts to emphasize prevention. — Anne Wojcicki

I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept. — Lisa Kleypas