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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
— Robert Pattinson
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald.
— Harlan Coben
Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.
— Richard Gere
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
— Matthew Moy
I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.
— Audrey Hepburn
I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day?
— Nora Roberts
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish.
— Penny Reid
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.
— Gwenn Wright
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
— William Shakespeare
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me.
— John Cleese
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.
— Bauvard
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
If her hormones had a face, she would slap it.
— Melissa Grey