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There is no such thing as unconditional love," my mother told me. "I could stop loving you at any time.
— Elana K. Arnold
You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
— Katie Nolan
If you don't care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.
— Gerald Weinberg
Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny.
— Mary Ellen Mark
History will tell the story, America will always stand.
— Randy Travis
For many sex-driven couples, fighting was simply foreplay.
— Laurelin Paige
Well, my dad was the district attorney of New Orleans for about 30 years.
— Harry Connick Jr.
I think a lot of people just aren't aware how young you can be and be diagnosed with breast cancer.
— Kate Walsh
I cling to nowhere until I fall - the crash of Nothing ...
— Emily Dickinson
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
— Anthony Jeselnik
You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand.
— Mark Twain
Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.
— Darren T. Patrick
I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them.
— Warren Ellis
God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day.
— Kim Gruenenfelder
This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
When I find something at a flea market or an antique store, it feels more special and I'm more inclined to want to wear it.
— Erin Wasson
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
I confessed I did not have an opinion; I was only thirteen, and this was my very first dismemberment.
— Rick Yancey