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In Love Joke Quotes By Jessica Capshaw: I love my babies so much that I

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. — Jessica Capshaw

In Love Joke Quotes By Tommy Tran: My old man taught me to never trust

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. — Tommy Tran

In Love Joke Quotes By Carol Burnett: I can't tell a joke to save my

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

In Love Joke Quotes By Imelda May: I love people with strong convictions, because we

I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines. — Imelda May

In Love Joke Quotes By David Gordon Green: Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working

Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it. — David Gordon Green

In Love Joke Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

In Love Joke Quotes By Patrick Kane: I love to play the game, love to

I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun. — Patrick Kane

In Love Joke Quotes By Raymond Carver: Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. — Raymond Carver

In Love Joke Quotes By Kit Rocha: Ace would be the first to turn the

Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner. — Kit Rocha

In Love Joke Quotes By Adam McKay: There's nothing the people love more than a

There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke. — Adam McKay

In Love Joke Quotes By Prince: Oh, I love critics. Because they love me.

Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. — Prince

In Love Joke Quotes By Stieg Larsson: Salander in love. What a fucking joke.

Salander in love. What a fucking joke. — Stieg Larsson

In Love Joke Quotes By Joss Stirling: Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying

Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake. — Joss Stirling

In Love Joke Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense. — Chelsea Handler

In Love Joke Quotes By Milan Kundera: It's hard to live with people willing to

It's hard to live with people willing to send you to exile or death. It's hard to become intimate with them. It's hard to love them. — Milan Kundera

In Love Joke Quotes By Scott Walker: I joke with my kids, who love history,

I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term. — Scott Walker

In Love Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. — Santosh Kalwar

In Love Joke Quotes By Joss Whedon: Make it dark, make it grim, make it

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon

In Love Joke Quotes By Paula McLain: Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't

Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose? — Paula McLain

In Love Joke Quotes By Jianne Carlo: He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With

He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his dick. The universe's idea of a colossal joke. — Jianne Carlo

In Love Joke Quotes By Mary Roberts Rinehart: Men love a joke - on the other

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

In Love Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think

Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it. — Rick Riordan

In Love Joke Quotes By Francine Prose: Maybe real love is being able to ask,

Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth? — Francine Prose

In Love Joke Quotes By Ryan Reynolds: I love doing six versions of any joke,

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds

In Love Joke Quotes By Anne Enright: Because a mother's love is God's greatest joke.

Because a mother's love is God's greatest joke. — Anne Enright

In Love Joke Quotes By Glenn Hughes: I joke to people in the press that

I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it. — Glenn Hughes

In Love Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

In Love Joke Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Look at you making a joke! You're funny.

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

In Love Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

In Love Joke Quotes By Mallory Hopkins: Oh you rebel you!

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

In Love Joke Quotes By Hugh Elliot: If there's one thing I know it's God

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. — Hugh Elliot

In Love Joke Quotes By Shelley Malec Vitale: In my stories I kill off every love

In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home. — Shelley Malec Vitale

In Love Joke Quotes By Auliq Ice: You need to understand that some comedy can

You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences. — Auliq Ice

In Love Joke Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The man who says his wife can't take

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

In Love Joke Quotes By Reba McEntire: Mama is funny. She has a great sense

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

In Love Joke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

In Love Joke Quotes By Monika Ramzy: You cant laugh at a joke agian and

You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian? — Monika Ramzy

In Love Joke Quotes By Petra Hermans: Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

In Love Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

In Love Joke Quotes By Kyle Kinane: I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. — Kyle Kinane

In Love Joke Quotes By Kit Rocha: Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot

Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha

In Love Joke Quotes By Jenny Slate: I think sometimes in comedy the characters are

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

In Love Joke Quotes By Steve Carell: I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. — Steve Carell

In Love Joke Quotes By Plato: The Gods too love a joke.

The Gods too love a joke. — Plato

In Love Joke Quotes By Marie Lu: What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen

What a joke! Poor little rich girl's fallen in love with the Republic's most famous criminal. — Marie Lu