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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.
— William Congreve
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.
— Jim Gaffigan
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
— Josh Billings
With a sense of humor, you can tackle any situation in life. Moreover, you'll also learn to see the funny side of things.
— His Holiness Divas
Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
— Taylor Caldwell
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
All lines are gray in the dark.
— Nenia Campbell
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
— Adam Ferrara
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
— Taylor Hawkins
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time
— Meg Wolitzer
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
— Peter De Vries
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
— Jennifer Aniston
Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind.
— Rex W. Tillerson
I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.
— Michael Summers
He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen].
— Ewan McGregor
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.
— Melissa Francis
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
— Darynda Jones
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart ... badoom, badoom, badoom.
— Mel Brooks
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.
— Frankie Boyle
The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life.
— Kristen Callihan
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
— Jim Steinman
Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil.
— Henry Ward Beecher
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time.
— N.R. Walker
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy.
— Ben Barnes
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.
— Kathryn Prescott
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,
— Eugene Levy
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
— Richard Yates
It's funny how, no matter what we have in life, we're never satisfied.
— Yasmine Galenorn
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself.
— Norman Chad
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
— Piper Perabo
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
— George Gordon Byron
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
