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My idea of the ideal sex education site doesn't exist. — Susie Bright

Most of us liberals are so worried that we might secretly be racists that we're convinced this means we cannot really be racists.) — Tim Kreider

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. — Bill Watterson

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. — Allen Toussaint

You are truly the most expensive girl in all God's creation. And the most precious. — Rachelle Ayala

No, I need your daughter." Every — Darynda Jones

At that time the only treatment of angelism, that is, excessive abstraction of the self from itself, was recovery of the self through ordeal. — Walker Percy

Jokes against the legal profession were what the legal profession loved most. — Ian McEwan

Desire is the engine of creation. — Danielle LaPorte

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. — Magdalen Braden

Of course, no rocks in Los Angeles. You had to buy fucking rocks. Sick place, this, where you couldn't find a rock to break a window. — C.D. Reiss

I am full of gratitude for my life - and for this house. — Julian Clary

Consumer society begins at the moment when what was once the province or function of the family and community migrates to the marketplace. — John McKnight

Sometimes, being the way you are might be the only problem that you have in your life. — Me

Clearly, she hadn't heard of the two words 'social' and 'life'. — Adele Rose

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site. — Warren Farrell

Some things must be good in themselves, else there could be no measure whereby to lay out good and evil. — Benjamin Whichcote

Gabriel Walsh comes from a long line of hustlers. He's just the first one to go to law school and get a license for it. — Kelley Armstrong

I'm an extremely, extremely persistent person. Extremely. And when I believe I am right, and it is important, I will go to the end of the earth. — Bill Ackman