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Impossible Funny Quotes By David McRaney: Women will buy products in an attempt to

Women will buy products in an attempt to become the impossible goal. Men will buy products in an attempt to mate with the impossible goal. — David McRaney

Impossible Funny Quotes By David Eddings: You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Impossible Funny Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll

Impossible Funny Quotes By Richelle E. Goodrich: The funny thing about an impossibility is that

The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Impossible Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting. — J.K. Rowling

Impossible Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I thought maybe she was trying to be

I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor. — Chelsea Handler

Impossible Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Without him here, it is impossible to know

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately. — Eugene Ormandy

Impossible Funny Quotes By Skyla Madi: Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.

Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity. — Skyla Madi

Impossible Funny Quotes By John Fletcher: It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.

It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing. — John Fletcher

Impossible Funny Quotes By Mira Grant: Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving — Mira Grant

Impossible Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If a drink was ice cold, it would

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

Impossible Funny Quotes By Joel Bakan: Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made

Goodwin has done the seemingly impossible-he has made economics comprehensible and funny. — Joel Bakan