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I expected a gift, you know, something nice and useless ...
— Anthony Burgess
Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander!
— Vinnie Jones
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
— Jasper Carrott
I hate the Internet. It's full of rubbish. I'm on it all the time, watching terrible, useless things and ossifying my brain.
— Peter Capaldi
If you want to get ahead in life, I've found that perhaps the most useless word in the world is "tomorrow.
— Jose N. Harris
I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living.
— Glenn Frey
I'm not afraid," Rafi said.
"Why not?"
"If I die tomorrow it will have been useless to have been afraid today. — Mark Helprin
"Why not?"
"If I die tomorrow it will have been useless to have been afraid today. — Mark Helprin
Ah, I wager you are most assuredly not useless as a woman, Caecelia.
— Sai Marie Johnson
Since my earliest years I felt nothing but shame for the useless casing of flesh I inhabit.
— Stephen Fry
I'm fundamentally a busy person; I spend my time doing useful things and profoundly useless things!
— Romola Garai
Non sense discussions, have you ever thought that most discussions which you have are useless, pointess?? It's true and that's why I never go out.
— Deyth Banger
I'm a history major, baby. I know tons of useless facts
— Elle Kennedy
Stop it! Both of you!" the dragon called out. "I have enough beauty to share with everyone!" Ignoring the beautiful but useless dragon,
— G.A. Aiken
In preparing for battle, I have found that planning is essential, but plans are useless. - Dwight D. Eisenhower
— Neil Shubin
I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.
— Morrissey
The idea of peer critique, of talking about each other's art - I just found it so useless.
— Win Butler
If my face was covered, I would be useless.
— Aaryn Gries
I'm me, and what the hell can I do about it!
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I, the solemn investigator of useless things... — Fernando Pessoa
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I, the solemn investigator of useless things... — Fernando Pessoa
I am helpless as the sea at the end of her string. I am restless. Restless and useless. I, too, create corpses.
— Sylvia Plath
I'm useless with a sword in real life.
— John Bradley-West
I'm not ashamed of anything I've done. Shame is a useless emotion.
— Candace Bushnell
There's really nothing else I'm going to do with my life. I'd be useless if I weren't singing or acting.
— Taryn Manning
God grant that I may never live to be useless!
— John Wesley
Actually, I have no regard for money. Aside from its purchasing power, it's completely useless as far as I'm concerned.
— Alfred Hitchcock
My soft voice and demeanor were useless. In a pint jar, I carried a cremated friend, like flesh scraped from a cistern.
— Henri Cole
The most brilliant qualities become useless when they are not sustained by force of character.
— Louis-Philippe I Of France
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.
— Nikki Cox
Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?
— Meg Cabot
There's too many songs and nothing to dance to
The future is putrid, I'm useless without you — Wesley Eisold
The future is putrid, I'm useless without you — Wesley Eisold
Dad is a really surprising guy. Every time I think he's going to be useless, he ends up doing something amazing and saying exactly the right thing.
— Clare Balding
I'm useless scrabbling around at home. I get on everyone's nerves, including my own. I'm not very good at amusing myself.
— Laurence Fox
I have not the least sympathy for these useless and destructive pastimes, football and politics.
— Cesar Aira
Uh, Kels, this is Detective Alan Hagan, my partner. He's useless when I'm supposed to have the night off.
— Abigail Roux
If I'm exhausted, physically and particularly emotionally, I can't tell what's good and I can't tell what's bad and I'm useless.
— Guy Pearce
I'm sharpest early, and though I can rewrite any time, day or night, I'm useless after noon when it comes to writing first draft.
— Hallie Ephron
I'm not exactly a useless cream puff.
— Jim Butcher
Are you still taking orders for me-shirts?"
"I'll take one 'shoot me now' and one 'I'm with useless'. — Kevin Sylvester
"I'll take one 'shoot me now' and one 'I'm with useless'. — Kevin Sylvester
My head's swimming. Sorry, sis. I'm a useless brother. You're best off shot of me. - Burt
— Jamie Scallion
Sometimes, I am sad and so bitterly lonely and at times, I feel useless, as if I cannot accomplish even the simplest task.
— Lynette Ferreira
Since I am used to speaking in public, I know that it is useless.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
I am old, but the word to me means familiar, comfortable. Accustomed after long and venerable use. Not dilapidated and useless.
— Sherwood Smith
As I thought
about that, I had
to wonder: What will we
know better about tomorrow?
Who cares? Hindsight is useless. — Ellen Hopkins
about that, I had
to wonder: What will we
know better about tomorrow?
Who cares? Hindsight is useless. — Ellen Hopkins
I believe that contentment or any sustained period of joy that doesn't inspire thought that leads to action almost immediately is useless.
— Henry Rollins
I own a well-used library card and not much else, though it is true I live in a grand house full of expensive, useless objects.
— E. Lockhart
I've always felt that dark lyrics with dark music is pretty useless. Maybe that's a strong statement - not useless, but for me, it's just boring.
— Andrew Bird
Talk was cheap and useless. Action was what mattered. And me, I was moving. Now, again, always.
— Sarah Dessen
Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed, fingering my useless map.
— Junot Diaz
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
— Neal Shusterman
I left school at 15 feeling fairly useless and not really up to scratch in my education. And I still suffer sometimes from that lack of education.
— Pierce Brosnan
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
— Louis C.K.
If I spend all my time being upset about having lost a job, then the next however many auditions I have are going to be useless.
— Henry Cavill
Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.
— Terry Pratchett
I think without writing I would feel completely useless.
— Sam Shepard
I had discarded pride, that useless burden of self-importance I had carried around like my portable vanity with its broken mirror.
— Amy Tan
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
— Phyllis Diller
I am a single, useless snail-loathing datum.
— Carl Zimmer
People are just the same. They like me if they need me, but once I'm useless, they abandon me. To survive, I need to be useful
— Kim Do-Jin
At last I managed to haul it aboard. It was over three feet long. The bucket was useless. It would fit the dorado like a hat.
— Yann Martel
If I have to choose between opportunity and preparation, I'd choose preparation, without it opportunity is useless.
— Saji Ijiyemi
The higher my GPA gets the more I realize high school is useless
— Megan McCafferty
But it is useless to dwell on this period of my life. If I go on long enough calling that my life I'll end up by believing it.
— Samuel Beckett
I didn't really have a favourite subject at school as I was useless at everything.
— Anthony Horowitz
I've always believed that a beautiful shoe is useless unless it feels as wonderful as it looks.
— Stuart Weitzman
I do think that art that doesn't communicate is useless.
— William Golding
I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
— David Letterman
I was useless, that I leave my socks hanging on every doorknob in the house.
— Kaui Hart Hemmings
I am convinced that in the arts, committees are useless.
— Walter Legge
I have enough trouble with useful information, never mind being burdened with what is useless.
— Erlend Loe
I've never begged. not for anything... except my mother's love.And that was a useless waste of time.
— Kristin Hannah
I've always thought comparisons were useless and ugly. It is a short cut to thinking.
— Jim Morrison
The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.
— Zayn Malik
Everything was too sharp and clear, so that I could never tell where to start- the way a map that shows too much can sometimes be useless.
— Haruki Murakami
Protestations of impartiality I shall make none. Theyare always useless and are besides perfect nonsense, when used bya news-monger.
— William Cobbett
You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had.
— Rachel Caine
Hendrick, I have explained these matters to you because it is useless to punish a man unless he knows why he is being punished.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I never yet heard of a useless thing that was not ground out of
existence by evolution sooner or later. Did you? And pain gets needless. — H.G.Wells
existence by evolution sooner or later. Did you? And pain gets needless. — H.G.Wells
You're not useless. You're a hunky bite of sex and I'm not sure if Dmitri swings both ways.
— Nalini Singh
I'm useless in water. I wake up at night drowning in my own saliva.
— Karl Pilkington
I'd like to think those laws will be overturned, but the Supreme Court is as useless as tits on a bull these days.
— Rysa Walker
Shit," Amos said. "And here I was enjoying being so absolutely thumb-up-the-ass useless." "You
— James S.A. Corey