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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
— Rush Limbaugh
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!
— Rodney Dangerfield
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
— Tommy Cooper
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake
— M.F. Moonzajer
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
She's so elderly that I'm sure she was alive before sex was invented. She conceived Mick's Dad by shaking hands with a stork.
— Charlotte Stein
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
— Danny DeVito
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
— Elayne Boosler
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
— Mike Greenwell
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
— Keegan-Michael Key
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.
— Gena Showalter
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
— Paula Poundstone
The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off.
— Christine Manzari
Oh, I'm so going to put a knife in the other side of your chest, I think, feeling stabby.
— Amy A. Bartol
I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer.
— Mads Mikkelsen
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
I'm so proud of my son for being so funny!
— Susan Boyle
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
— Will Rogers
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.
— Judd Apatow
I'm obsessed with sparkle for men. It's so funny watching people's reaction to a disco-ball shoe!
— Brad Goreski
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.
— Rutina Wesley
Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.
— Seth Meyers
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
— The Undertaker
I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny.
— Condoleezza Rice
It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.
— John Fletcher
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
— Zach Galifianakis
It's not funny. I'm going to be miserable without you.""Then come home with me so you don't have to be. — Georgia Cates
I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.
— H.J. Bellus
There are many different ways of being funny. I'm not sure that there's so many different ways of being dramatic.
— Isabelle Huppert
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
— Heather Graham
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode.
— Megan Follows
Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.
— Kristi Cook
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
— Karl Pilkington
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube.
— Aaron Paul
XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
— Katharine McPhee
I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.
— John Green
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
— Emmanuelle Chriqui
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.
— Chandler Parsons
It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer.
— Keith Fullerton Whitman
I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong.
— Eugene Ormandy
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
— Eugene Ormandy
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'
— Russell Howard
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.
— Katie MacAlister
I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and used to have Adam Sandler nights when I was younger. And he's so funny on the set.
— Sophie Monk
Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away!
— Gloria Estefan
I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling.
— Jared Padalecki
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
