I'm So Broke Funny Quotes
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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I was really into my studies and wanted to be a doctor.
— Ieva Laguna
When they say I'm a great actor, I close my ears because it's not good for you to think that way.
— Jack Nicholson
Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.
— Emma Chase
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
Some models who aren't the most beautiful end up becoming the greatest of all time.
— Karl Lagerfeld
I didn't quit drinking. I stopped drinking shitty alcohol with assholes. And that, my friend, was the healthiest choice I've ever made.
— Grant Morrison
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA.
— Heather Cocks
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ...
— Robert Pattinson
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
No one broke his finger and got away with it.
— Sarah Masters
