I'm Pregnant Funny Quotes
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I'm Pregnant Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.
— Nicole Kidman
Spreading knowledge is very important for the future of humanity.
— Eraldo Banovac
Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.
— The Walking Dead
Your kiss is bitter with cocaine.
— Aleister Crowley
I was born in Messina, Sicily. I stayed there until I was 18 and finished my studies.
— Maria Grazia Cucinotta
If a man says a thing often enough, he is very likely to acquire some sort of faith in it sooner or later.
— Dashiell Hammett
I understand perfectly why some of my autistic patients scream and flap their arms
it's to frighten off extroverts — Mark Vonnegut
it's to frighten off extroverts — Mark Vonnegut
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
— Tracy Morgan
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
Italy being a traitor?" His voice grated. "The Duce - he was a clown; we all know that.
— Philip K. Dick
Do good because it is good to do good. Ask no more.
— Swami Vivekananda
The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair
— Olive B. Persimmon
Then the sun came up and shook the night chill out of the air the way you'd shake a rug.
— John Steinbeck
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin