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I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl. — Christina Aguilera

The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman. — Robert A. Heinlein

I defy any woman who is pregnant and trying to concentrate really hard not to feel distracted. — Jill Scott

I hate"relative term", it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant. — M.F. Moonzajer

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. — Christine Feehan

My mother had a lot of phobias. She's pregnant with me and she was a very phobic person. So I was born into phobia, basically. — Dane Cook

You're pregnant?" I can't even believe the words I'm saying as I pull her toward me, and onto my lap. — K. Bromberg

Through my attempt to get pregnant through IVF, we sadly found out that I have early stages of breast cancer. It's been a shock. — Giuliana Rancic

Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant. — Art Linkletter

On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not fought and broken up. — Sandra Bullock

I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant. — Josh Lucas

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of. — Sara Gruen

Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies — Alice Clayton

I've been broody since I was 12, but I can't just get anyone pregnant. It has got to be the right person. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested. — Molly Harper

When I have an idea, I'm like a pregnant woman. I just have to deliver. — Abdolkarim Soroush

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin

about my experiences while living with a fatigued, pregnant woman. I'm going to entitle it, The Girl with the Draggin' Caboose. — McMillian Moody

I'm very active when I'm not pregnant, but I think fitness should be a natural part of your life, not something you have to force yourself to do. — Jessica Capshaw

Six months later, I was poor, pregnant, and married to a man who read Dogfu**er magazine. — Rebecca O'Donnell

To put it mildly, I'm not crazy about the implication that pregnant women are incapable of deciding for themselves. — Emily Oster

I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.' — Vanessa Lachey

While you're pregnant, I suggest that you eat like you regularly do. Yes you can eat a little more, but eat healthier for as long as you can. — Constance Marie

When the cloud is full of rain, it pours out on Earth! I'm pregnant with Extraordinaries; an Extraordinary Billionaire is emerging soon — Anyaele Sam Chiyson

I'm quite pregnant actually ... this is the adventure of a lifetime. — Jenna Wolfe

My most radical shift was leaving Intel and joining Google, a small startup at the time, even though I was pregnant. — Susan Wojcicki

You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. — Vanessa Paradis

I was pregnant with my daughter when I started writing my first thriller, so I guess you could blame hormones. — Chelsea Cain

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn. — Jessica Capshaw

If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I'm pregnant. — Khloe Kardashian

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not. — Robin Wright

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet. — Liv Tyler

I can't get her pregnant! I'm just thirteen. You have to be a man to get a girl pregnant. — Scylar Tyberius

I have five siblings, so my mom was always pregnant, and she would wear these dungarees that looked so cool. — Liberty Ross

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good. — Kate Walsh

I feel tired, but in general, I do love being pregnant and always feel pretty good. I'm lucky. I always hear, like, horror stories. — Kourtney Kardashian

My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I'm concerned about. People who talk and judge pregnant women's weight need to get a life! — Ashlee Simpson

Juno MacGuff: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody

I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets! — R. Kelly

I have cravings all the time, even when I'm not pregnant. — Laila Ali

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride? — Amy Schumer

I'm married. And pregnant. — Edan Lepucki

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. — Georgina Chapman

I have one little pooch-y stomach in a picture, and all of a sudden I'm pregnant. — Nicole Ari Parker

I was always taught that a woman's place was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. And I'm a firm believer in that. — Jeff Jarrett

I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump. — Jennifer Garner

I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat. — Kate Hudson

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant. — Kate Winslet

I looooove cookbooks. I cook a lot when I'm pregnant. — Drew Barrymore

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could! — Tori Spelling

(remember, I was pregnant once, and I'm on TV: Those two things combined make me an expert) — Tina Fey

I never feel comfortable modeling when I'm pregnant, even if I'm not showing. — Kylie Bax

I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. — Steve Jobs

Babe, I'm inked into your skin, and you're pregnant with my baby. Your time to run away is long gone. — Elle Aycart

I always did feel beautiful when I was pregnant, but I do feel more me when I'm my normal size. — Heidi Klum

The fact that I'm three months pregnant doesn't change anything. — Catherine Destivelle

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed. — Dustin Hoffman

When I first got pregnant, I freaked out. Then I had to remind myself: I'm turning 30. — Melissa Joan Hart

People are constantly asking me if I'm pregnant, but I don't like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase. We'll see. — Mariah Carey

I feel that I am pregnant by music, and it is the father and mother of my child. — R. Kelly

I always see those jeans with the stretchy front on pregnant women, and they look like the dreamiest thing ever. — Georgia May Jagger

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. — Benazir Bhutto

I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. — George Eliot

Suddenly she was here. And I was no longer pregnant; I was a mother. I never believed in miracles before. — Ellen Greene

I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it. — Mary Quant

I had bad endometriosis when I was younger, and a doctor told me I'd have a lot of trouble getting pregnant. — Liane Moriarty

Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. — Robin Hobb

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson

I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get. — Busy Philipps

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant. — Andy Warhol

I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight. — Jennifer Garner

When I was a kid, my mother said, 'Stephen if you were a girl, you'd always be pregnant. — Stephen King

Um. Wow. I think I just got pregnant watching that," Val said, breathless. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. — Carol Vorderman

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain. — Rumi

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge. — Kim Gruenenfelder

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

I've never ridden bareback, but with her, it's the only way we'll ever be. I don't care how many times I get her pregnant, I want nothing between us. — Alexa Riley

I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now. — M.F. Moonzajer

I love to wear dresses when I'm pregnant. — Jessica Capshaw

I'm about to play an emaciated pregnant vampire, so I've stopped using as much butter as Paula Deen - just until 'Breaking Dawn' is over. — Kristen Stewart

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I think I'll have another child.
And after I'm pregnant, I think I'll eat the father. — Sienna McQuillen

Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it. — Alex Adams

I'm not a great pregnant woman. — Melissa McCarthy

At one point in my life, I wanted to do a master's degree in Irish literature, but I ended up getting pregnant instead. — Miriam Toews

When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our baby. — Will Arnett

I love being pregnant in general. — Kourtney Kardashian

It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant. — Mikael Samuelsson

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. — Uri Geller

After five months I swore I'd never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body. — Kim Kardashian

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. — Michael Weatherly

I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy when we're pregnant. — Jodie Sweetin

I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother. — Kim Kardashian

Well, if it's as easy as catching my future from a blood relative, then I guess I'm due to be a drunk, pregnant, dropout stripper any day now. — A.S. King