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The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding — J.D. Salinger

Evan, what's your sign?'
'Right about now, I'm thinking Proceed with Caution." I'm not kidding. — S.E. Hall

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

Shaya's chasing Nick with her shotgun - and I'm not even kidding. I believe the last words she said to him before we left were, 'Run, Alpha-boy. — Suzanne Wright

I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road. — Guy Garvey

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself. — Bruce Willis

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. — Sarah Jessica Parker

People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone

My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I'm not kidding. — Harry Mathews

The werewolf pointed at a bench next to the door into the Kirkwoods' tomb. "Sit. Wait."
Did I mention werewolves were chatty? — Mindee Arnett

I'm totally not kidding ... Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing. — Miranda July

Playtime was over. I grabbed her by the shoulders and threw her down on the bed. — Matt Abrams

Becca ~ Do something! she cried. Can't you build a wall of ice, or ... -
Chris ~ Are you kidding? he said. I'm not an X-Man! — Brigid Kemmerer

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine

My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties. — Jeremy Thomas

I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding. — Tom Sizemore

A tumbleweed went rolling by in the street. I'm not even kidding. An actual, literal tumbleweed. Man, Oklahoma. — Jim Butcher

I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding. — Hal Varian

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding. — Rob Lowe

If I say I'm the best actor for the part, I mean it and I'm not kidding. — James Woods

She has eyes that shine like a night-hunting cat, and she's so lethal she can kill somebody with just her pinky. I'm not kidding about that. — Ann Aguirre

I steal, Winkle said, with a smile that said I'm joking and a glint in his eye that said I'm not. — Orson Scott Card

In New York, boy, money really talks - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. — Dov Davidoff

I'm not some piece of ass that you can just use for the night," Jake said, surprised at his own outrage. "You've got to be kidding. — Katie Rose

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. — Demetri Martin

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding. — Dick Van Dyke

I later found a bookstore on the Calle de Gravina - Libros, I believe it was called. (I'm not kidding, a bookstore called "Books.") — John Irving

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

Are you kidding me? We're going to steal a cop car. How could I not be naked for this story? It's going to be epic. — Tijan

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. — Larry Hagman

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad. — Selena Gomez

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn

I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. — Marlee Matlin

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has - I'm not kidding. — J.D. Salinger

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one. — Peter Bergman