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I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Samuel Larsen: I'm not the type of person who thinks

I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. — Samuel Larsen

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Penn Jillette: I've never revved my car at a light

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. — Penn Jillette

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Carol Burnett: I can't tell a joke to save my

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. — Carol Burnett

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By David Gordon Green: Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working

Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it. — David Gordon Green

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Don Adams: I've been paying alimony since I was 14

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Prince: Oh, I love critics. Because they love me.

Oh, I love critics. Because they love me. It's not a joke. They care. — Prince

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Norman Schwarzkopf: First of all, Saddam did not win the

First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it. — Norman Schwarzkopf

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By David Rees: I have a really analytical approach to art.

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Joe Biden: There used to be an old bad joke.

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Karl Pilkington: It's not a joke: I really do like

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. — Karl Pilkington

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Kendare Blake: It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree

It was only a joke, Mia," says Bree gently. "Of course I do not wish that. No one really wishes to be queen. — Kendare Blake

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Is everything a joke to you?" I asked.

Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Eugene Levy: I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic. — Eugene Levy

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Christopher Guest: I rarely joke unless I'm in front of

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. — Christopher Guest

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Donna Augustine: Don't judge. That was a joke. How could

Don't judge. That was a joke. How could I not? Everyone judged whether we admitted to it or not, usually saving the harshest criticisms for ourselves. — Donna Augustine

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Margaret Atwood: Not me," said Jimmy, trying to joke. "I

Not me," said Jimmy, trying to joke. "I don't have a price." Wrong, as usual. — Margaret Atwood

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Greg Giraldo: Joke stealing is a big deal to me,

Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly. — Greg Giraldo

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Dick Cavett: I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me. — Dick Cavett

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Gerhard Richter: Art should be serious, not a joke. I

Art should be serious, not a joke. I don't like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Christa Miller: I am so happy that I married a

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are. — Christa Miller

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Doug Benson: If someone wants to make a joke about

If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because I've put it out there that that's what I do. — Doug Benson

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Bruce Forsyth: I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes. — Bruce Forsyth

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Steve Carell: I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. — Steve Carell

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Kit Rocha: Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot

Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm aware that I should end a joke

I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too. — Daniel Tosh

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Eliza Lentzski: No, I will not make out with you."

No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think you need to have the guts

I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation. — Steve Coogan

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Stephen Colbert: We claim no respectability. There's no status I

We claim no respectability. There's no status I would not surrender for a joke. So we don't have to defend anything. — Stephen Colbert

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Charlton Heston: I've come to feel very strongly, not as

I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate. — Charlton Heston

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Maria Semple: I'm not the comedy police, but you watch

I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!' — Maria Semple

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Ryan North: If you find you are not understanding my

If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again. — Ryan North

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie.

No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Wilson Bethel: It's almost a joke how good I am

It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable. — Wilson Bethel

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Nancy Sinatra: I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter

I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me. — Nancy Sinatra

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. — Mitch Hedberg

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Douglas Coupland: I thought it would be such a sick

I thought it would be such a sick joke to have to remain to be alive for decades and not believe in or feel anything. — Douglas Coupland

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Lewis Black: I'm not a great joke writer, which is

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black

I'm Not A Joke Quotes By Ben Falcone: I'm not much of a joke writer.

I'm not much of a joke writer. — Ben Falcone