I'm Mommy And Daddy Quotes

Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, the camera stuff from both. That's just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths. — Willow Smith

Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right. — Toni Aleo

I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting? — Toni Aleo

Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two. — Don Johnson

I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his.
"Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley

Do you even really know how vampires are made?'
'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare

It was a magnificent setting in a remote part of the world. My kind of place. — Brian Hancock

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you. — Octavia Butler

Life isn't worth living until you have found something worth dying for. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

In all of your living, don't forget to live. — Ricky Maye

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William Masters

mommy's alright
daddy's alright
they just seem a little weird... — Cheap Trick

Do you know where most skeletons come from?"
"When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space. — Angelina Jolie

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. — Andre Marrou

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. — Mary J. Blige

The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there. — Peter Shaffer

Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth. — Waite Hoyt

I'm going to be a big sister," Emily said. "My daddy breeded my mommy, like Chinook with the mares. — Pamela Clare

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

People don't want to be 'marketed to'; they want to be communicated with. — Flint McGlaughlin

Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women. — Camille Paglia

Thought of the day.

If you are in an impossible situation.

Then find an impossible solution.

And do it! — Gary Edward Gedall

Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the kitchen table. — Joe Hill

I'm a professional hanger outer. I'm a super liability, too. I joke around and I'm like a hyper-active child. — Donal Logue

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family. — Bil Keane

Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight! — Kylie Scott

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. — Tracy Morgan

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing. — Robert Kiyosaki

Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard? — Howard Cosell

The PS3 will instill discipline in our children and adults alike. Everyone will know discipline. — Ken Kutaragi

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams Jr.

My new name will keep me warm! — Erin Hunter

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water. — Erma Bombeck