I'm Mommy And Daddy Quotes
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I'm Mommy And Daddy Quotes & Sayings
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Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her!
— Harper Sloan
I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting?
— Toni Aleo
Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two.
— Don Johnson
I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his."Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley
Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare
Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
— Octavia Butler
Life isn't worth living until you have found something worth dying for.
— Martin Luther King Jr.
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser
In all of your living, don't forget to live.
— Ricky Maye
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
— William Masters
Do you know where most skeletons come from?""When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry
Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space.
— Angelina Jolie
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
— Mary J. Blige
I'm going to be a big sister," Emily said. "My daddy breeded my mommy, like Chinook with the mares.
— Pamela Clare
These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.
— Tom Perrotta
People don't want to be 'marketed to'; they want to be communicated with.
— Flint McGlaughlin
Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women.
— Camille Paglia
Thought of the day. If you are in an impossible situation.
Then find an impossible solution.
And do it! — Gary Edward Gedall
I'm a professional hanger outer. I'm a super liability, too. I joke around and I'm like a hyper-active child.
— Donal Logue
I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
— Tracy Morgan
If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing.
— Robert Kiyosaki
Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
— Howard Cosell
The PS3 will instill discipline in our children and adults alike. Everyone will know discipline.
— Ken Kutaragi
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.
— Hank Williams Jr.
My new name will keep me warm!
— Erin Hunter
