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I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
WE ALL KNEW LIL PAT was a junky. His girlfriend, Angie, one-upped him by being a junky and a whore.
— Bill Hillmann
Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden
Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an upstanding boyfriend, but the only girlfriend Loren Hale will ever treat well is his bottle of bourbon.
— Krista Ritchie
He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.
— Chris Martin
She was in his heart, in his very soul, and the love he felt for her was so much more than that of an adolescent boy for his first girlfriend.
— Carla Cassidy
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'
— Conan O'Brien
He's got plans with the girlfriend." Gage rolled his eyes. "You can say her name, man. She's not Voldemort, you know.
— Elle Kennedy
his college girlfriend, Everett.
— Lauren Graham
When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.
— Steve Maraboli
I didn't know his name, didn't know if he had a girlfriend, didn't know if he wanted one, but I knew I was in trouble.
— Nicole Williams
I wonder if Batman would save Robin over his girlfriend of the week. (The Dark Knight gets around, man.)
— Adam Silvera
Get to see how he treats his mother/sister/housekeeper (critical clues as to how he will treat any prospective girlfriend).
— Meg Cabot
Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy.
— Lili St. Crow
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair.
— Martin Shkreli
You've got a girlfriend." He snorted, shaking his head. "Geeks don't get girlfriends. We die old and alone.
— C.L.Stone
If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
If I was a Jewish girl in Hitler's day, I would become his girlfriend. After ten days in bed, he would come to my way of thinking.
— Yoko Ono
When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend, he breaks the spell that made him once the special one.
— Linda Alfiori
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.
— Chuck Klosterman
Kishan is capable of a great many things, and girlfriend
stealing is at the top of his list of skills. — Colleen Houck
stealing is at the top of his list of skills. — Colleen Houck
We'd sit. we'd eat. And I'd pretend that I wasn't in irreversible love with his girlfriend. No.Big.Deal.
— Rachel Van Dyken
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works.
— Cassandra Clare
My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity.
— Jamie McGuire
Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
— Herbert Marcuse
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
— Phyllis Schlafly
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.
— Pamela Druckerman
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
— Robert Harling