I'm Fool Quotes

My dear imaginary Captain MacKenzie, you are not real and never will be. I, however, am a true and eternal fool.
Here, have a drawing of a snail. — Tessa Dare

Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer. — Chick Hearn

Williams said only half-jokingly of her career, "Once I'm done, I can look back and say, 'I didn't make a fool out of myself.' " By JULIET MACUR — Anonymous

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell. — P. J. O'Rourke

Everyone said, 'Emil, you are a fool!'
But when I first won the European Championship, they said: 'Emil, you are a genius!' — Emil Zatopek

Sweetie, any man I have claim over wouldn't need another woman to fool around with. I'm all the woman he'd need, I said in a silken voice. — Dannika Dark

I'm a fool.
At least i'm a self aware fool. — Colleen Hoover

I'm a realist. And realists don't fool themselves. — Adam Dunn

I'm married, I've been married to the same woman for - well, I've been with the same woman for close to ... long enough to fool around. — Morgan Freeman

Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I'm totally cool. — Billy Joel

I can learn to pity a fool as I'm the worst of all
And I can't stop feeling sorry for myself — Fall Out Boy

I did it because I love him. I did it because I need him. I did it because I'm a fool. — Corinne Michaels

I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool. — Bernard Manning

I'm fool hearted enough to believe love can conquer all. — Nicole Williams

If knowing brings sadness, I'd rather be a fool for life — M.ralte

I think I've been able to fool a lot of people because I know I'm a dork. I'm a geek. — Gwen Stefani

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours. — George Sanders

I know you're right. I'm just low, and when I'm low I talk like a fool. — Ernest Hemingway,

If I don't fool you, I'm not doing my job as a magician.
If I make you feel foolish, I'm not doing my job as a human being. — Jerry Andrus

Maybe I'm weak for music men. Maybe I'm weak, period. But I couldn't deny I was charmed by his arrogant, fool-ish guise. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

Only a fool has no regrets and I'm not a fool. — George Galloway

And all that talk about the breakup being good for us- who am I trying to fool? I'm cut loose, untethered, not belonging to anything or anybody. — Amy Tan

I'm just a holy fool — Lady Gaga

I'm just as big a fool as the rest of them. — Stephanie Perkins

Be cruel to me , cause I'm a fool for you. — Alex Turner

I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you. — Johnny Kelly

She's nobody's fool so I'm playing it cool as can be. I'll give it a whirl but I ain't for no girl catching me. — Johnny Mercer

I used to be a fool ... A stubborn fool. I didn't know enough to stand by my friends. Now I'm just stubborn. — Chris Kurtz

This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby. — George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a cuckoo, either. I'm a fool is what. — Daniel Handler

You cannot help being a female, and I should be something of a fool were I to discount your talents merely because of their housing. — Laurie R. King

I am not a fool. This is why Olga was so distraught - because I teetered the line, and most times my left foot was a paperweight clinging to hell. — Rebekah Armusik

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool! — Brian Celio

You see I'm such a fool that I'm never afraid of appearing foolish. — Dorothy Day

He found the cone and bit into it. "I'm not an errand boy." No, he wasn't. He was a fool, which made him even lower on the pole. — Steve Berry

Evidently you think I'm a fool who will easily succumb to flattery, or else your standards are quite low. — Lisa Kleypas

Battles I lose none I make crews run
I get fools done, got ten fingers but only use one — Big L

So I guess I'm a fool, I'm a fool in love. But I'm willing to stay here, and bask in the glory of his heart. — Rihanna

Who knows where the road will lead us
Only a fool would say,
But if you let me love you
I'm sure to love you all the way. — Frank Sinatra

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! — Marquis De Sade

Hey, I fool the camera. I'm a liar, a magician. — Janice Dickinson

I turned to love and love said, Don't trip, I'm still here and stop trying to fool yourself, I ain't going nowhere. You'll always have me. — Stanley Christopher

I'm afraid you've thought me a bigger fool than I am. — W. Somerset Maugham

Make a still bigger fool of himself, if he tried. I — L.M. Montgomery

I admit I'm a fool for you, because your mine, I walk the line. — Johnny Cash

I told the truth, I didn't come to fool you — Leonard Cohen

I thought I was a fool for no one;
But ooh baby I'm a fool for you;
You're the queen of the superficial;
how long before you tell the truth? — Matthew Bellamy

[ ... ] at least my face moves when you look at it. At least I know I'm a fool. — Emma Forrest

I'm afraid I might make a fool of myself over him. I'm not even sure he would notice if I did. — Courtney Milan

Don't let the tattoo fool you. I'm no angel. — Cat Johnson

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls. — Charlie Sheen

I'm a romantic fool. I always end up getting hurt. — Isaac Hanson

She's way too old to be acting a fool because she has a screwed-up mommy." "Please. Just please with the blame-my-mommy-'cause-I'm-a-bitch crap, — P.C. Cast

I'm not scared to look like a complete fool in front of people. It's just not one of my insecurities. — Amy Smart

I'm a fool for a good role in a creative piece where there are really such talented writers and wonderful actors. — Sissy Spacek

Hasn't life taught me well enough? Love is not mine to find. I'm a fool. Damn it to hell. — Debra Anastasia

I know you're a fool, Jim Hardy, but for heaven's sake pretend you're not for five minutes. — L.M. Montgomery

When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool. — Levon Helm

I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. — Terry Pratchett

YOU KIDDIN' ME! You a damn fool and I'm sick of your whining! I'm the little girl, I'm the one that should be whining and crying, not you! — Jeremy Love

I'm a fool with a size one head/
I'll change this heart of mine/
This time, this time — Richard Thompson

Shut up, you fool ... Really. I'm running out of things to throw at you. — Kale Lawrence

I'm delighted by how Nobody's Fool turned out. It was a rare movie. — Richard Russo

Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. — Adam Sandler

I'm interested in women's health because I'm a woman. I'd be a darn fool not to be on my own side. — Maya Angelou

I feel like a fool, so I'm going to stop troubling you. — Sara Quin

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool. — Leon Spinks

I am a fool, but I know I'm a fool and that makes me smarter than you. — Socrates

I'm the kind of person, I think a lot about everything. Nothin' I can do about it. It's like, I'm a thinkin' fool. That's a big part of me. — Bruce Springsteen

Takes a man or a woman to say I'm sorry, and it takes a fool to walk away. — James Brown

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! — Norman Rockwell

I mean, I think that - as an actress, in particular, I'm basically a fool, and I see the world upside down. — Anna Deavere Smith

Don't let my appearance fool you, Penryn. I am not human. The Daughters of Men are forbidden to Angels. — Susan Ee

[I]f I suffered only one fool gladly, I assure you it would be you. — Iain M. Banks

I'm not going to fight them, you fool. I'm going to kill them. - Malus Darkblade. — Dan Abnett

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me. — Angelina Jolie

I always knew I was an excellent liar; I just didn't know that I had it in me to fool myself. — Lauren DeStefano

He's far from a fool, nowhere near. I'm quite near. I can feel the fool that's so far away from him breathing down my neck. — Carrie Fisher

The question now isn't whether I want to fool around with this man. The question is how I'm ever going to give it up. — Sarina Bowen

It's not charming to go on a show and say, I dunno. It doesn't fool anybody. There's nothing glamorous about it at all. — Jeff Goldblum

I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit. — Charles Macaulay

I'm not educated; I'd be a damn fool if I was (educated)! — Bob Marley

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. — H.M. Ward

Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled. — Kenneth Lay

I'm sorry, I said, I'm really sorry.
I stood up in a cafe and screamed
I'm in love,
and now you've made a fool of me ... — Charles Bukowski

When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making faces. — Zoe Kazan

I'm not trying to frighten you, but only a fool makes predictions based on ignorance; I am not that sort of fool. — Robert A. Heinlein

He is a fool who is not for love and beauty. I speak unto the young, for I am of them and always shall be. — Philip James Bailey

I'm a fool to keep staying, when you've made hurting me such an art. — Dolly Parton

One, two, I'm coming for you, three, four, you better lock your door.'
-Nightmare on Elm Street -Fool me twice by Mandy Hubbard — Mandy Hubbard

Tell me I'm a fool. I would not know how to believe it. — Jon Anderson

Only a fool would be fighting them, my queen, and though I am a fool, I'm not that foolish. (Lutian) — Kinley MacGregor

I was a fool for love, I was a fool. — Tegan Quin

The Prince's fool! Ha, it may be I go under that title because I am merry. Yea, but so I am apt to do myself wrong. — William Shakespeare

If I'm given an opportunity to do something, I do it. Or else I fool around with it. — William Shatner

I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit. — William Congreve

I'm not afraid to look like a fool - and I think when you're not afraid, you never do. — Lara Flynn Boyle

For you maybe I'm a fool but it's fun. People say you rule me with one wave of your hand. Darling, it's grand, they just don't understand. — Leo Robin

There's something I'm afraid to say to you too early, but I'd be a fool to wait too late. — Toby Keith