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I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Elliott James: Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I — Elliott James
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By David Mandel: All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War All of a sudden, making a Spanish-American War joke. I think you sort of had to go to probably to an American high school to have remembered that. — David Mandel
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Erin Hanson: Your blindness to my downfall,Has gone too far Your blindness to my downfall,
Has gone too far to be a joke,
As I stand ablaze before you,
And you tell me you smell smoke. — Erin Hanson
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Ellen O'Connell: Your skin is white, but I think the Your skin is white, but I think the white god made a mistake, or maybe he did it on purpose to play a joke. He gave you an Apache heart. — Ellen O'Connell
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Andrew Hudgins: Taking the time to polish a pun or Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and I want to please you.' — Andrew Hudgins
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Nick Kroll: I found, especially with stand-up, that if a I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to. — Nick Kroll
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Tina Fey: No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. No, that part's not true! That's a joke-lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true. — Tina Fey
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Jeb Bradley: I like to joke that if I had I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now. — Jeb Bradley
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Judy Greer: I think it's natural if you're doing a I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke. — Judy Greer
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Stephen King: I like a woman who will laugh when I like a woman who will laugh when you don't have to point her right at the joke, you know — Stephen King
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Charlton Heston: I've come to feel very strongly, not as I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate. — Charlton Heston
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Aziz Ansari: What's cool about Twitter is that you can What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Steve Coogan: I think you need to have the guts I think you need to have the guts to not use comedy. Often, the people that work in comedy use a joke to avoid contemplation. — Steve Coogan
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Eliza Lentzski: No, I will not make out with you." No, I will not make out with you." Her red lips curled up. "Did you just try to make a joke, Madam Prosecutor?" I smirked. — Eliza Lentzski
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Rick Yancey: Ringer, I don't want to burst your bubble, Ringer, I don't want to burst your bubble, but - "
"You don't want to burst my bubble butt?"
"That sounded suspiciously like a joke. — Rick Yancey
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Yulia Tymoshenko: I just heard the latest joke about my I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.' — Yulia Tymoshenko
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Kit Rocha: Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to. — Kit Rocha
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Danielle Steel: Actually, being married to me probably would be Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke ... but yeah, I mean it. What do you think? — Danielle Steel
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Heidi Heilig: I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Tone-Loc: I lived that life for real, so to I lived that life for real, so to talk about it was like a joke, you know what I mean? — Tone-Loc
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Jay Leno: Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Jon Stewart: A joke is a joke. There's an expression A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' — Jon Stewart
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. Is everything a joke to you?" I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. "Not everything." "Like what?" "You. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Gary B.B. Coleman: She had something down there twice as big She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke. — Gary B.B. Coleman
I'm A Joke To You Quotes By Tiffany Reisz: Fine. I'll leave the hammering to you." "Good." Fine. I'll leave the hammering to you." "Good." "That wasn't a sex joke." "It should have been. — Tiffany Reisz