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There's ten thousand wyes a hen can get into a gairden, but only the wan wye she can get oot, and it's gey ill for her to find it. — Neil Munro

Cynicism is humor in ill health. — H.G.Wells

Contempt is egotism in ill- humor. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

New Age eccentricity could only take you so far before you wandered into mentally ill territory. — M.M. McLaughlin

I do not care to speak ill of a man behind his back, but I believe he is an attorney. — Samuel Johnson

If I gun down my boss in the carpark after work then he won't be able to terrorise all his other employees and the greater good will have been served. — Rushworth M Kidder

As work weeks get longer and leisure time shrinks, people are becoming sicker, more distracted, absent, unproductive, and less innovative. — Brigid Schulte

Good-humor is allied to generosity, ill-humor to meanness. — Sir Fulke Greville

Be genuine. Be remarkable. Be worth connecting with. — Seth Godin

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'. — Tommy Cooper

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die. — Diana Wynne Jones

I may be crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill. — Gregory Hill

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list. — Kathy Griffin

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. — Samuel Richardson

I don't know what women are attracted to. I can't tell, but certainly I have no notion of having sex appeal or being seductive in any way. — Omar Sharif

The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in being both inconvenient and asinine. — Gail Carriger

Everyone is mentally ill, they just haven't figured out a name for yours yet. — Chris Sprudz

A female may be poor or delicate or a spinster, but it does seem ill-advised of Miss Liddiard to combine all three. — Zen Cho

Death comes quick, in the beat of a heart, and he ain't picky about who he takes. — Hiroshi Sakurazaka

Laughter and imagination can overcome any ill-felt sensations. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor. — Fred Shero

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbagehead — Sarah MacLean

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers. — William Shakespeare

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor. — Bobby Clarke

Don't part from me in any ill humor. I never knew you to be out of patience with me before. — Kate Chopin

When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore. — Jonathan Swift

The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives. — David Letterman

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor. — Fran Lebowitz

I don't believe in speaking ill of the dead, even when it's the truth. — Ann B. Ross

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for. — Noel Fielding

My mother insisted that her children read. — Jimmy Buffett

And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. — J.R.R. Tolkien

His red hair was buzz cut, and he wore his ill-fitting suit like something that he planned to rip his way out of when he turned into the Hulk. — Jim Butcher