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As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.
— Iliza Shlesinger
A real capitalist knows that $10 given today does a lot more good than $100 given 10 years from now.
— Yvon Chouinard
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Whatever we are afraid of will likely happen to us
— Sunday Adelaja
You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I think I've found someone with who I want to spend my life with and that person ... Isn't you.
— A. Esquivel
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.
— Iliza Shlesinger
One has to look at my life story to see what I've done. I've paid a heavy price that many people don't realize.
— Ellen Johnson Sirleaf
keep love in your heart
— Oscar Wilde
If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
— Iliza Shlesinger
dried blood on Quicksilver's hands,
— Claire Legrand
It's really easy for us to miss each other in this big, big world... People I've met after a long time of looking; my important people.
— Kyoichi Katayama
If the creation of the Universe was left up to a atheist, we would still have nothing.
— Josko J. Sestan
I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.
— Iliza Shlesinger
When you're smaller and leaner, you're not going to have that large a presence throughout the world.
— Leon Panetta
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage ... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
— Keanu Reeves
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.
— Iliza Shlesinger
You need to know where you want to go in life before you get there...
— Shadonna Richards
I was never into the Bluegrass, Bill Monroe and stuff like that.
— Little Milton