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As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier. — Iliza Shlesinger

A real capitalist knows that $10 given today does a lot more good than $100 given 10 years from now. — Yvon Chouinard

You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. — Iliza Shlesinger

Whatever we are afraid of will likely happen to us — Sunday Adelaja

You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room. — Iliza Shlesinger

I think I've found someone with who I want to spend my life with and that person ... Isn't you. — A. Esquivel

I haven't had a perfect life ... but I have had a perfectly good life! — Kevin Costner

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. — Iliza Shlesinger

Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries. — Iliza Shlesinger

One has to look at my life story to see what I've done. I've paid a heavy price that many people don't realize. — Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

keep love in your heart — Oscar Wilde

I demand to break rule number #5
I demand to kiss her today. Right now, even. — A.S. King

If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public. — Iliza Shlesinger

dried blood on Quicksilver's hands, — Claire Legrand

It's really easy for us to miss each other in this big, big world... People I've met after a long time of looking; my important people. — Kyoichi Katayama

If the creation of the Universe was left up to a atheist, we would still have nothing. — Josko J. Sestan

I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can. — Iliza Shlesinger

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too. — Iliza Shlesinger

Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. — Iliza Shlesinger

The chicken is a dinosaur. I mean, it really is. You can't argue with it, because we're the classifiers and we've classified it that way. — Jack Horner

It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July. — Iliza Shlesinger

When you're smaller and leaner, you're not going to have that large a presence throughout the world. — Leon Panetta

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage ... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life. — Iliza Shlesinger

You need to know where you want to go in life before you get there... — Shadonna Richards

I was never into the Bluegrass, Bill Monroe and stuff like that. — Little Milton