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I don't want to watch people fighting. — Ilana Glazer

He who saves you from war is better than he who sends you to war. — Ilana Mercer

The world mistakes Palestinian military weakness for moral innocence . — Ilana Mercer

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human. — Ilana Glazer

Chinese mercantilism is not free trade, but it is far better than American militarism. — Ilana Mercer

There are just too many Americans grubbing for free stuff and a preponderance of Republicans eager to parcel it out in exchange for power. — Ilana Mercer

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that. — Ilana Glazer

Men in authority are now a threatened minority. — Ilana Mercer

Islamic terrorism is the handiwork of people who've heeded, not hijacked, Islam. — Ilana Mercer

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes. — Ilana Glazer

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much." — Ilana Glazer

The proposition that economist Ludwig von Mises was a feminist is an apodictic impossibility. — Ilana Mercer

Like environmentalists, politicians generally privilege flora and fauna over folks. — Ilana Mercer

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross. — Ilana Glazer

The Big-Media collective is slow, stupid and shackled by ideology. Reality must bite them before they'll recognize it, much less report it. — Ilana Mercer

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world. — Ilana Glazer

You can get real wacky on edibles. — Ilana Glazer

If for harming himself a man forfeits his freedom, then he was never free in the first place. — Ilana Mercer

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language. — Ilana Glazer

Dance, in general, has become more atavistic than artistic. — Ilana Mercer

In the bureaucracy, incentives will forever be inverted. Failure results in success: in more funds, more training, more time off. — Ilana Mercer

Breaking into a country signals quite reliably a willingness to break yet more of the invaded country's laws. — Ilana Mercer

I feel like a feminist is gender equality. — Ilana Glazer

Liberals retain a totemic attachment to the Freudian idea that traumatic toilet training is destiny. — Ilana Mercer

The West has its share of liars and poseurs, the ablest of whom congregate in government. — Ilana Mercer

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this. — Ilana Glazer

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack. — Ilana Glazer

The psychiatric endeavor - voodoo, really - is premised on the medicalization of misconduct. — Ilana Mercer

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone. — Ilana Glazer

Our unhappy trek through the wreck of the New South Africa begins with the facts, nothing but the facts. — Ilana Mercer

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other. — Ilana Glazer

The neoconservative pseudo-conservatives speak like Tocqueville but act like Robespierre. — Ilana Mercer

A brave nation fights because it must ; a cowardly nation fights because it can. — Ilana Mercer

A depraved culture supports a depraved politics and vice versa. — Ilana Mercer

In a bigger picture, all over the world is a boys' club. — Ilana Glazer

B. B. King is no match for Johann Sebastian Bach. — Ilana Mercer

When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first. — Ilana Glazer

Inviting an invasion by foreigners and instigating one against them are two sides of the same neoconservative coin. — Ilana Mercer

You can't throw kindling on a fire and deny you kept it burning. And right now, cowardice is that kindling. — Ilana Waters

Progressive policies lead to a regressive society. — Ilana Mercer

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons. — Ilana Glazer

The rights to life, liberty and property were not meant to be subject to the vagaries of majority rule. — Ilana Mercer

I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me. — Ilana Glazer

Obamacare is a marketplace in the same way the Knockout Game is a game. — Ilana Mercer

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other. — Ilana Glazer

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that. — Ilana Glazer

In democratic South Africa, dispossession is nine-tenths of the law. — Ilana Mercer

Socialism is humanity's second nature. All politicians do is turn human vice into votes. — Ilana Mercer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship. — Ilana Glazer

Donald Trump is acting as a political Samson that threatens to bring the den of iniquity crashing down on its patrons. — Ilana Mercer

Liberals can always be trusted to see God in Mumia Abu-Jamal and the devil in the Pope. — Ilana Mercer

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania. — Ilana Mercer

Media ideologies about one medium are always affected by the media ideologies people have about other media. — Ilana Gershon

Incarcerating people for their [drug] consumption choices has the consistency of arresting a survivor of suicide for attempted murder . — Ilana Mercer

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different! — Ilana Glazer

[M]embers of the media-monetary-military-congressional complex are immoral and have an allergy to the truth. — Ilana Mercer

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches. — Ilana Glazer

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that. — Ilana Glazer

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry. — Ilana Glazer

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything. — Ilana Glazer

Think of mass immigration into America as a global 'right of return. — Ilana Mercer

Government jobs are not an addition to the country's payroll; they are an increase in the nation's payload. — Ilana Mercer

Whether it is committed by a group operating within or without the law, terrorism is still terrorism. — Ilana Mercer

The cable commentariat is a cog in the corpulent D.C. fleshpot. — Ilana Mercer

The National Education Association is the al-Qaida of education. — Ilana Mercer

Government commissions are where accountability goes to die. — Ilana Mercer

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

The strength of ideas rests on their relationship to reality. — Ilana Mercer

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying. — Ilana Glazer

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless. — Ilana Glazer

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym. — Ilana Glazer

Zimbabwe, once the breadbasket of Africa, is now its dust bowl. — Ilana Mercer