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Cheryl Cole, if you're reading this, I may not be as prety as you but at least I write my own songs.
— Lily Allen
So what's this about a book club? You girls sit around, reading dirty books, fanning each other's vaginas? Because if so, count me in!
— Jay McLean
If you are reading this, you will get what you want. Believe in yourself and that's inspiration.
— Chandan Sharma
If you're reading this ... you've been given the gift to breathe! Use your gift to focus and better your life!
— Timothy Pina
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If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are. — Demetri Martin
If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are. — Demetri Martin
If you don't laugh reading this book I'll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?
— Nicole Fende
Good by-aye! she chanted, my American sweet immortal dead love; for she is dead and immortal if you are reading this.
— Vladimir Nabokov
So you're a reader," My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.
— Denis Markell
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
Spend just two hours reading this chapter and if you don't get at least one good idea for your business, contact me and I will give you a refund!1
— James F. Cox III
If you are reading this... I'm dead so far probably or still alive who knows?
It's bad day in bad time, I can tell this for sure! — Deyth Banger
It's bad day in bad time, I can tell this for sure! — Deyth Banger
If you're reading this, I'm either a wolf for good, or you're Ulrik and you should get the hell out of my stuff.
— Maggie Stiefvater
I curse anyone who reads this book. If you touch it, hell will be waiting. Screw you. Happy reading.
— Dawn Kurtagich
To my son,
If you are reading this letter, then I am dead. — Cassandra Clare
If you are reading this letter, then I am dead. — Cassandra Clare
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
— Victor Borge
There was no mistaking her daughter's handwriting. And the words... "If you're reading this, I'm already dead.
— Elizabeth Heiter
If you are reading this, you are still alive, and, therefore, the story is not over. Something else could happen.
— Alicia Bay Laurel
It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?
— Patrick Rothfuss
If you're reading this ...
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is. — Chad Sugg
Congratulations, you're alive.
If that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is. — Chad Sugg
If you're reading this on a screen, fuck off. I'll only talk if I'm gripped with both hands.
— Joshua Cohen
Ivy, I pray that it's you reading this.
And if you are, well, I suppose you're the new me... - Scarlet, in her diary — Sophie Cleverly
And if you are, well, I suppose you're the new me... - Scarlet, in her diary — Sophie Cleverly
If you were at school they would not let you read a book like this, they would keep you from reading it by involving you in sport.
— Helen DeWitt
If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
— Jesse Andrews
I mean you are reading this book on a kindle device which would be wiped out if we were hit with an EMP attack.
— Scotty Boyd
If you are a young comic reading this and are worried that you have sold out, or may sell out at some point, DO IT! KILL YOURSELF NOW!
— Stewart Lee
I suppose you know where this country would be, where the world would be, if everyone who got depressed by the papers stopped reading them.
— Sue Kaufman
(You wouldn't be reading this book if I hadn't convinced my publisher that I was enough of a pseudo-extrovert to promote it.)
— Susan Cain