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If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Niecy Nash: If you make your best friend and your

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. — Niecy Nash

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: If you're a sports fan you realize that

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Owen: I have a great family, good friends, a

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. — Michael Owen

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Justin Bieber: The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. — Justin Bieber

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Nick Diaz: If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring

If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring her to flaunt her. She doesn't get to reap the benefits of me being famous. — Nick Diaz

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Yuki: I would like to have a girlfriend who

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. — Yuki

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Aisha Tyler: I like the company of guys. I have

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Kanye West: I'm the type of rock star that likes

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Rick Riordan: For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Orson Welles: Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Kevin Huizenga: In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet

In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you. — Kevin Huizenga

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend was just killed in a car

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. — Anthony Jeselnik

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Tina Brown: If a star football player can have a

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Douglas Booth: I may not have seen my girlfriend for

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. — Douglas Booth

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Dave Attell: I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Jason Isaacs: It seems a bit weird to call someone

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Initially NO: I won't have my son doing drugs to

I won't have my son doing drugs to get a
woman that he shall never have. — Initially NO

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: If you have a girlfriend and still can't

If you have a girlfriend and still can't get laid; you better get a boyfriend — M.F. Moonzajer

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Orlando Bloom: When I was nine, I had this girlfriend

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. — Orlando Bloom

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Jens Lehmann: I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Gabby Rivera: Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment

Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers? — Gabby Rivera

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Shannon Sharpe: I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that. — Shannon Sharpe

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Tucker Max: Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black,

Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you. — Tucker Max

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Nicole Richie: All the boys in rehab are totally available

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic. — Nicole Richie

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't have a girlfriend. I just know

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By John Green: I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. — John Green

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Dana Gould: I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: What the hell! Either you have to get

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay. — M.F. Moonzajer

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Riccardo Tisci: I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have

I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming. — Riccardo Tisci

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Casey Wilson: I have never turned to my girlfriend and

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Kevin Connolly: I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type!

I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Rupert Grint: I would date a fan, I dont have

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Nick Hornby: It's easier to have parents if you've got

It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend. — Nick Hornby

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Abbi Glines: Why couldn't I have just made it home

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. — Abbi Glines

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Alison Moyet: My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Ron Childress: Alex has met them at the restaurant with

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

If You Have A Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings