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Funny Crack Quotes By Carlos Wallace: Never be afraid to love. Just be careful

Never be afraid to love. Just be careful who you love. — Carlos Wallace

Funny Crack Quotes By Charlton Heston: A policemans job is only easy in a

A policemans job is only easy in a police state. — Charlton Heston

Funny Crack Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: But then again, theywere like baby Einsteins on

But then again, they
were like baby Einsteins on crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Funny Crack Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Who's there?""The scratcher of your itch," he said.She

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

Funny Crack Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Goodnight, wife.""Goodnight, husband.

Goodnight, wife."
"Goodnight, husband. — Colleen Hoover

Funny Crack Quotes By Bernie Fipp: Our tactics were an amazing complexity of middling

Our tactics were an amazing complexity of middling targets, inconsistent scheduling, and waffling commitment. — Bernie Fipp

Funny Crack Quotes By Denis Leary: I would never do crack ... I would

I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary

Funny Crack Quotes By Chris Rock: Do you know what the good side of

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

Funny Crack Quotes By Boris Kodjoe: I did have a bunch of goals I

I did have a bunch of goals I wanted to achieve when I was financially able to do so, but they had nothing to do with fame. — Boris Kodjoe

Funny Crack Quotes By Toks Olagundoye: I just have fun doing what I do.

I just have fun doing what I do. If it looks like a good time, I'm up for it! — Toks Olagundoye

Funny Crack Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: It's the cushiest job, but some lines are

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

Funny Crack Quotes By Raymond Loewy: There is a frantic race to merchandise tinsel

There is a frantic race to merchandise tinsel and trash under the guise of 'modernism.' — Raymond Loewy

Funny Crack Quotes By Jessamine Verzosa: If you keep holding on to the past,

If you keep holding on to the past, the pain will never go away. — Jessamine Verzosa

Funny Crack Quotes By Patrick Stump: Someday you'll meet people who are actually on

Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. — Patrick Stump

Funny Crack Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Crack Quotes By Liane Moriarty: Some secrets are meant to stay secret forever.

Some secrets are meant to stay secret forever. — Liane Moriarty

Funny Crack Quotes By Paloma Ainsa: It's just that it always happens when I

It's just that it always happens when I think I'm getting over him," I said thoughtfully. "I'm good for a while and then - bam!" I — Paloma Ainsa

Funny Crack Quotes By Dave Chappelle: Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? — Dave Chappelle

Funny Crack Quotes By Jim Norton: I hope you slip in a puddle of

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

Funny Crack Quotes By Jake Weber: I never wanted anyone's pity.

I never wanted anyone's pity. — Jake Weber

Funny Crack Quotes By R.J. Palacio: Middle School is about as bad as it

Middle School is about as bad as it gets, and then it gets better. — R.J. Palacio

Funny Crack Quotes By Prodigy: Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Funny Crack Quotes By Nelson Jack: I hate when someone keep on asking me

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Funny Crack Quotes By Bob Marley: Rise O fallen fighters, rise and take your

Rise O fallen fighters, rise and take your stance again, He who fight and run away, Live to fight another day — Bob Marley