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If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: This is one bar you should take home.

This is one bar you should take home. — Eugene Ormandy

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Edmund S. Muskie: It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Arlene James: It's a funny thing about love. You can't

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever? — Adam Carolla

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Olivia Newport: Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: One of my girlfriends was getting married. This

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Rebecca McNutt: One of the many downsides to being a

One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Steve Carell: It's nice to find people who live on

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: Marriage marks the end of many short follies

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Louis C.K.: One thing I learned from drinking is that

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Tucker Carlson: Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. — Tucker Carlson

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Lori Peckham: Some attempts at translating from one language into

Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don't know what they're doing. — Lori Peckham

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham

If You Are The One Funny Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Someone once said writing and gardening are similar

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger