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This is one bar you should take home. — Eugene Ormandy

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone ... forever? — Adam Carolla

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler

One of the many downsides to being a drug addict is never really knowing if the stuff is real. — Rebecca McNutt

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. — Louis C.K.

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. — Tucker Carlson

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Some attempts at translating from one language into another one can be pretty funny if the translators don't know what they're doing. — Lori Peckham

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool. — Bo Burnham

Someone once said writing and gardening are similar pursuits. Tell you what, I'd have one fucked up garden if that were the case. — Carla H. Krueger