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I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic
— Bill Hicks
None is offended but by himselfe.
— George Herbert
Don't be offended when people tell you you're crazy. Use it as an excuse to do whatever you want!
— Dan Pearce
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
— Sarah Silverman
Being offended has replaced baseball as our greatest national pastime.
— Kim Hunt Harris
Stand fast in the faith, and love one another, all of you, and be not offended at my sufferings.
— Vivia Perpetua
I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understand are the people I want to connect to, anyway.
— Caitlin Stasey
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.
— Mark Twain
This book contains a lot of "bad" words. So if you are easily offended, go fuck yourself.
— Oliver Markus
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
— Eoin Colfer
I would never condone violence against women in any form, and for all of those I offended, I am sincerely sorry.
— Russell Simmons
I ripped a tissue out of the box as if it had personally offended me, which it did. Fucking tissue.
— C.D. Reiss
Adrian frowned. 'Is that a noose?' 'It's a tie!' I cried, trying not to feel offended. He laughed, clearly delighted at this. 'My mistake.
— Richelle Mead
Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
It's a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it.
— Barbara Walters
The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.
— George Mikes
Don't go getting offended my friend, I have much worse things to say to you.-Ad'Dam, Journey from Atremes
— Riley Amos Westbrook
An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended.
— Tyler Seguin
We have less reason to be surprised or offended when we find others differ from us in opinions because we very often differ from ourselves.
— Samuel Johnson
How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me.
— Eve Jagger
If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong.
— Noam Chomsky
Don't change your mind just because people are offended; change your mind if you're wrong.
— Criss Jami
To be offended is a choice we make; it is not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us by someone or something else.
— David A. Bednar
While conscience is our friend, all is at peace; however once it is offended, farewell to a tranquil mind.
— Mary Wortley Montagu
But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime.
— Rick Riordan
Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.
— Rachel Bloom
Don't be offended if you encounter some good-natured ribbing; the idea of
writing a novel in a month deserves to be laughed at. — Chris Baty
writing a novel in a month deserves to be laughed at. — Chris Baty
For an instant he was offended, but immediately knew he could not be offended with her because she was himself.
— Leo Tolstoy
Viveca's clients were mostly upper-middle class and lower-upper class.Being of these classes , they're easily offended.
— Gillian Flynn
I couldn't afford to be offended.
— Zadie Smith
And then she knew. Her friends and neighbors were angry at her because she had overstepped, given too much, offended them by excess.
— Toni Morrison
I won't go with you," Allan told me.
I scowled. "No one asked you to come."
He looked offended in a rather dire way. "Who will entertain you? — A.C. Gaughen
I scowled. "No one asked you to come."
He looked offended in a rather dire way. "Who will entertain you? — A.C. Gaughen
Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three or four times.
— Josh Silver
As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended.
— Michael Lewis
People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like.
— Eminem
The one to whom nothing was refused, whose tears were always wiped away by an anxious mother, will not abide being offended.
- De Ira 2.21.6 — Seneca.
- De Ira 2.21.6 — Seneca.
No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment.
— Jane Austen
I am offended only by certain sorts of wallpaper
— Thomas Pynchon