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I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic — Bill Hicks

None is offended but by himselfe. — George Herbert

Don't be offended when people tell you you're crazy. Use it as an excuse to do whatever you want! — Dan Pearce

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman

Being offended has replaced baseball as our greatest national pastime. — Kim Hunt Harris

Stand fast in the faith, and love one another, all of you, and be not offended at my sufferings. — Vivia Perpetua

I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understand are the people I want to connect to, anyway. — Caitlin Stasey

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself. — Mark Twain

This book contains a lot of "bad" words. So if you are easily offended, go fuck yourself. — Oliver Markus

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't. — Eoin Colfer

I would never condone violence against women in any form, and for all of those I offended, I am sincerely sorry. — Russell Simmons

I ripped a tissue out of the box as if it had personally offended me, which it did. Fucking tissue. — C.D. Reiss

Adrian frowned. 'Is that a noose?' 'It's a tie!' I cried, trying not to feel offended. He laughed, clearly delighted at this. 'My mistake. — Richelle Mead

Imagine a world in which we are all enlightened by objective truths rather than offended by them. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

It's a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it. — Barbara Walters

It's okay, my penis is not offended in the least that it just made you throw up — Tara Sivec

The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour. — George Mikes

Don't go getting offended my friend, I have much worse things to say to you.-Ad'Dam, Journey from Atremes — Riley Amos Westbrook

And he had offended love. Fuck him ragged had Kennedy offended love. — John Niven

An offended audience member repeating a comedian's act from memory is worse than, literally, anything. — Anthony Jeselnik

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended. — Tyler Seguin

We have less reason to be surprised or offended when we find others differ from us in opinions because we very often differ from ourselves. — Samuel Johnson

How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me. — Eve Jagger

If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong. — Noam Chomsky

Don't change your mind just because people are offended; change your mind if you're wrong. — Criss Jami

To be offended is a choice we make; it is not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us by someone or something else. — David A. Bednar

While conscience is our friend, all is at peace; however once it is offended, farewell to a tranquil mind. — Mary Wortley Montagu

But (Peresphone) was like, the goddess of flowers." Grover looked offended. "Springtime. — Rick Riordan

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

Don't be offended if you encounter some good-natured ribbing; the idea of
writing a novel in a month deserves to be laughed at. — Chris Baty

For an instant he was offended, but immediately knew he could not be offended with her because she was himself. — Leo Tolstoy

Viveca's clients were mostly upper-middle class and lower-upper class.Being of these classes , they're easily offended. — Gillian Flynn

I couldn't afford to be offended. — Zadie Smith

And then she knew. Her friends and neighbors were angry at her because she had overstepped, given too much, offended them by excess. — Toni Morrison

I won't go with you," Allan told me.
I scowled. "No one asked you to come."
He looked offended in a rather dire way. "Who will entertain you? — A.C. Gaughen

Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three or four times. — Josh Silver

As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis

People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like. — Eminem

The one to whom nothing was refused, whose tears were always wiped away by an anxious mother, will not abide being offended.
- De Ira 2.21.6 — Seneca.

No man is offended by another man's admiration of the woman he loves; it is the woman only who can make it a torment. — Jane Austen

I am offended only by certain sorts of wallpaper — Thomas Pynchon