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When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em! — Kimmie Easley

When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet. — Jenny Lawson

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. — Toronto Star

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar

If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice! — Vince Smith

When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own. — Clara DeLemos

When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"? — Ann Brashares

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail — Dean Cavanagh

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! — Grace

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. — Lance Armstrong

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. — Conan O'Brien

when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. — Nathan Austin

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. — Elizabeth Gilbert

When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day. — Keydia Marie

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

If life gives you lemons, make mojitos! — Carolyn V. Hamilton

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party. — Kevin Ward

When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road. — April Margeson

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. — Ron White

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. — Nefertiti Faraj

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! — Breathless

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it. — Amanda Kellogg

The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. — Kristin Neff

when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons. — Jake Hamilton

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons
make daiquiris. — Chris Rose

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew — Andy Milonakis

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade. — Rob Thurman

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on! — Dana Page

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. — James Patterson

When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels. — Nicole Hofmann

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to. — Carolyn Brown

When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds. — Susie Smith

What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand. — Mariana Zapata

When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! — Stuart J. Scesney

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons — Kevin Donovan