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When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money. — Russell Brand

If I Had Money Quotes By R.v.m.: If only I had spent my time spending

If only I had spent my time spending my money rather than just making it, I would have died a happier man. -RVM — R.v.m.

If I Had Money Quotes By Jason Brant: How is someone so smart so stupid? You

How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had — Jason Brant

If I Had Money Quotes By Mike Todd: I spend money as if I had it.

I spend money as if I had it. — Mike Todd

If I Had Money Quotes By Jeffrey Fry: What a poor life I have had if

What a poor life I have had if I am only remembered for the amount of money I made. — Jeffrey Fry

If I Had Money Quotes By Marcel Duchamp: What would I do with money? I have

What would I do with money? I have enough for my needs. I don't want any more. If I had a lot, I would have to care for it, worry about it. — Marcel Duchamp

If I Had Money Quotes By Vivian Stanshall: If I had all the money I'd spent

If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall

If I Had Money Quotes By Kevin Harvick: Money and fame? I never had it, don't

Money and fame? I never had it, don't really know if I want it. — Kevin Harvick

If I Had Money Quotes By Dick Butkus: If I were young, fast, healthy, and had

If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I'd retire - like Secretariat. — Dick Butkus

If I Had Money Quotes By John Fowles: In my opinion a lot of people who

In my opinion a lot of people who may seem happy now would do what I did or similar things if they had the money and the time. I — John Fowles

If I Had Money Quotes By Ricki Lake: If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars',

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars', I'd wind up owing them money. — Ricki Lake

If I Had Money Quotes By Bob Hope: If I had that kind of money, I

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it. — Bob Hope

If I Had Money Quotes By Orson Welles: I am essentially a hack, a commercial person.

I am essentially a hack, a commercial person. If I had a hobby, I would immediately make money on it or abandon it. — Orson Welles

If I Had Money Quotes By Bruce Campbell: If I had all the money in the

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts. — Bruce Campbell

If I Had Money Quotes By Vivian Stanshall: If I had all the money I spent

If I had all the money I spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink (Sir Henry at Rawlinson End) — Vivian Stanshall

If I Had Money Quotes By Lindsay Duncan: If someone said I had enough money and

If someone said I had enough money and I could take six months off, I would run in an instant. — Lindsay Duncan

If I Had Money Quotes By Mike Weir: If I thought I had hurt my chances

If I thought I had hurt my chances of winning another major just because I was chasing money around, I'd wind up kicking myself. — Mike Weir

If I Had Money Quotes By Vivian Stanshall: If I had all the money I've spent

If I had all the money I've spent on drink - I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall

If I Had Money Quotes By Louisa May Alcott: When I had the youth I had no

When I had the youth I had no money, now I have the money I have no time, and when I get the time, if I ever do, I shall have no health to enjoy life. — Louisa May Alcott

If I Had Money Quotes By Dodie Smith: I could marry the Devil himself if he

I could marry the Devil himself if he had some money. — Dodie Smith

If I Had Money Quotes By Bill Gates: If I hadn't given my money away, I'd

If I hadn't given my money away, I'd have had more than anyone else on the planet. — Bill Gates

If I Had Money Quotes By Lisa Hannigan: If I had all the money in the

If I had all the money in the world, I don't think I'd want to be in the studio for longer. — Lisa Hannigan

If I Had Money Quotes By Matthew Donnelly: If I had lost everything and was out

If I had lost everything and was out on the streets with no money I would go sit in the library and read and meditate for weeks at a time. — Matthew Donnelly

If I Had Money Quotes By Cory Monteith: How do I put this? 'Glee' is like

How do I put this? 'Glee' is like 'High School Musical' if 'High School Musical' had its stomach punched and its lunch money stolen. — Cory Monteith

If I Had Money Quotes By Wes Craven: I think if anybody had a roll of

I think if anybody had a roll of dice with a lot of money at stake, they would not want Wes Craven and a romantic comedy. — Wes Craven

If I Had Money Quotes By Sam Crawford: I don't have a telephone. If I had

I don't have a telephone. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn't have one. — Sam Crawford

If I Had Money Quotes By Evinda Lepins: If all I had was all that money

If all I had was all that money could buy, I'd be bankrupt! EL — Evinda Lepins

If I Had Money Quotes By Jon Stewart: You know if I had nickel for every

You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden. — Jon Stewart

If I Had Money Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I had a dollar for every time

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way. — Mitch Hedberg

If I Had Money Quotes By Jada Pinkett Smith: I had to get into a place for

I had to get into a place for myself of thinking what I would create for myself if I didn't have to worry about making money. — Jada Pinkett Smith

If I Had Money Quotes By Soundarya: But if I had to do it, handle

But if I had to do it, handle money, then I think I could be responsible, yes. — Soundarya

If I Had Money Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I wish I had money now. If only

I wish I had money now. If only I'd saved my allowance growing up, instead of squandering it on balls, balloons, booze, and floozies. — Jarod Kintz

If I Had Money Quotes By Rob Dyrdek: If I liked an idea, even slightly, I

If I liked an idea, even slightly, I would throw some money at it. I've had a lot of random things not work out that people don't know about. — Rob Dyrdek

If I Had Money Quotes By Jeff Henderson: I want you to be a connoisseur of

I want you to be a connoisseur of great questions? Here's one - what would we do if we had no money? — Jeff Henderson

If I Had Money Quotes By Michael Ventura: If I had the money and the drinking

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell. — Michael Ventura

If I Had Money Quotes By Peter Wisan: If I had to pick another career, I'd

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is. — Peter Wisan

If I Had Money Quotes By Michael Jordan: If I had been playing for money I

If I had been playing for money I would have complained a long time ago that I was underpaid. — Michael Jordan

If I Had Money Quotes By Peter Stamm: If I had wanted only to make lots

If I had wanted only to make lots of money, I would have chosen a different profession. — Peter Stamm