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Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere. — Laura Anne Gilman

I get the real moronic progressive economic plan now. The more we spend the richer we are. How brilliant ... Go figure these idiots. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Don't say you're sorry, ask me how much it cost. — Stuart Connelly

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots. — Lex Allen

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. — Steve Fowler

Even idiots sometimes have a way with words. And some words have sharp tongues. — Cameron Dokey

We're all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young. — Jonah Goldberg

Are humans nutritional idiots? Our palates aren't just out of tune with our bodily needs. Our palates are out to kill us. — Mark Schatzker

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn

Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day. — Friedrich Nietzsche

We were a quartet of idiots trying to look suave. — Philippa Gregory

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don't know a damn thing except the fact that they're willing to figure it out together. — Anonymous

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport. — Jeff Lindsay

Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old. — Wes Borland

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons. — H.L. Mencken

Believe me ... to have a little fear is not a bad thing.
Fear at times keeps many idiots from their early graves! — Timothy Pina

I have never voted in my life ... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? — Mike Myers

Aamir discussed the emotional journey he embarks on with each film. — Anupama Chopra

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. — Cynthia Hand

Idiots vs. Fools [10w]
Idiots listen to other's bullshit;
fools listen to their own. — Beryl Dov

Men. < ... > They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something. — Cindy Gerard

Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots. — Jim Jefferies

Always remember ... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

- What is it about wine, Harry?
- What d'ya mean?
- What is it that cures us?
- Made to glorify the gods. And dull the idiots. — Colum McCann

Keep your eye on your inner world and keep away from ads, idiots and movie stars. — Dorothea Tanning

Yes," Vorkosigan agreed, "I could take over the universe with this army if I could ever get all their weapons pointed in the same direction. — Lois McMaster Bujold

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women. — Jillian Bell

Why must love always be accompanied
sooner or later
by sorrow and pain? Why not? Because pure bliss is for pure idiots. — Edward Abbey

I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. — Chelsea Ballinger

We wish to become one thing or another, rather we wish to become everything and in this pursuit of becoming everything we only end up becoming idiots. — Wasif Ali Wasif

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse. — Orhan Pamuk

Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Boys turns girls into such idiots. — Stephanie Perkins

When things don't go well, it helps to think of yourself as a genius and the rest of the world as a bunch of idiots. — Tom Perrotta

The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious. — Vivienne Westwood

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate. — Walter Dean Myers

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done. — Erik Naggum

[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: People should have ignored the five racist idiots. — Nina Jacobson

They were snobs or idiots or both ... yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness. — Jennifer Egan

We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be. — Helen Mirren

It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots. — Larry Correia

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life. — Jaggi Vasudev

War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance. — Guy Sajer

Crap talk; Noun. A condition where one's insecurities come spilling out of his mouth making him look like an unconfident idiot. — Dan Pearce

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs. — Chris Cornell

Legends are born in solitude. Idiots are born in packs. — Abhijit Naskar

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon. — David Ogilvy

If we lose our sanity ... We can but howl the lugubrious howl of idiots, the howl of the utterly lost howling their nowhereness. — D.H. Lawrence

Boys... You're all idiots" - Carlaine — Raymond E. Feist

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane ... — Mark Twain

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them — Walter Kerr

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I think that I have been the biggest. — Karen Blixen

Although looked down upon, the idiots seemed to have the more peaceful lives: nothing was expected of them. — Charles Bukowski

What right have such men to represent Christianity - as if it were an institution for getting up idiots genteelly? — George Eliot

We were idiots really, but awfully happy, too. — Bill Bryson

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Inspiring words are potent, and sometimes dangerous, things. They can inspire idiots and devils as well as great man. — Richard Brookhiser

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H.L. Mencken

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost. — Alfred Capus

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other. — Patricia Briggs

I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day. — Brian McKnight

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? — Cassandra Clare

I cannot recognise either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting

Which of my two critics was I to believe? I didn't worry about it and very soon made up my mind they were both idiots. — Henry James

They may be hot and they may be nice but they're also men. And men can be idiots. So it isn't smooth sailing, honey, and it never will be. — Kristen Ashley

Writers are idiots with Underwoods. — Darryl F. Zanuck

Oh, the usual. Just some idiots jealous of me being married to the hottest human around. — Richelle Mead

It was easier to be a leader when you weren't surrounded by total idiots. — Robert J. Crane

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. — Lawrence Summers

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

Hallelujah! It's about time you two idiots figured out that you were made for each other. — Jay Crownover

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots. — Albert Einstein

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

Does FBI mean Federal Bureau of Idiots? — Margaret Peterson Haddix

Dad says it's good to be a freak when normal people are idiots. — Rachel Hamilton

They'd given me a blowtorch. Idiots. — Laura Thalassa

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. — Stephen Hawking

Religion has a way of making people into idiots is what my father says. — Victor Lodato

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern. — Joe Rogan

It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right. — Mark Twain

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists — Georges Wolinski

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write. — Larry David

We're hardly idiots, Linzi. I think we can manage without an instruction manual." - Trissk from Hunter's Edge (After the Fall series) — Gayla Drummond

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all. — Lisa Gardner

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which. — James Cook

Silence makes even idiots seem wise for a minute. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything. — Bradley Whitford

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful. — Rachel Caine

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind. — William Shakespeare

I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached. — Katherine Rundell

There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around. — Herman J. Mankiewicz

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening. — Dean Cain

Idiots always keep burying the truths not knowing that even the stomachs of the graves cannot digest the truths and throw up! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and sound like idiots. — Matt Damon