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You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. — Charlie Chaplin

He must be an idiot to feel this way, but there's nothing he can do. He doesn't even know if he can manage to speak. — Alice Hoffman

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes. — Steve Fowler

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. — Brandon Mull

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot? — Alexandra Bracken

Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends. — Robert E. Sherwood

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. — Bob Smith

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt

He put a bullet through the forehead of the starving idiot face. — Stephen King

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess ... responsiveness. — Cherise Sinclair

I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot. — Eloisa James

Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters. — Edith Hamilton

It will take time to restore chaos — George W. Bush

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot. — Adam Michnik

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty — Madonna Ciccone

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done, quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it. — Elbert Hubbard

An optimist without realism is an idiot. — Ben Tolosa

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel ... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. — Martin Van Creveld

Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly. — Cassandra Clare

An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader. — Tucker Elliot

I'm not an idiot! I'm just twelve. I'm a twelve-year-old girl and neither of those facts are my fault. — Ally Carter

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? — Cassandra Clare

Pelamus turned around, and bless the idiot, he gave a monologue. — Ari Bach

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser

burglars are idiot masters of the built environment, drunk Jedis of architectural space. — Geoff Manaugh

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot. — Jim Gaffigan

That's what an idiot does when he gets angry. He destroys whatever's nearest, even if it's his own house! — Joe Abercrombie

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth — Brandon Mull

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split! — Chris Jericho

There are certain trifles I do not forgive. Not having read the required book. Having read it like an idiot. - John Shade — Vladimir Nabokov

Idiot woman seems to think she can wean herself off love, — Kellyn Roth

Apparently while I was reading
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan

What kind of idiot breaks all his bones at the precise moment his damsel needs him the most? — Karen Marie Moning

No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use. — Knut Hamsun

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius. — Billy Wilder

Hell's bells," I muttered. "Harry, you idiot, when will you learn not to victory gloat? — Jim Butcher

While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world — Carson McCullers

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher ... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams

Not that I'm cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot. — Kiera Cass

I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past. — Kellyn Roth

A free spirit's just an idiot who doesn't want to face reality. — Susan Minot

You charming idiot. — Gregory Maguire

Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot. — Peter Griffin

There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around. — Herman J. Mankiewicz

Romantic Egoist
What's better, an idiot who never tries ... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? — Bisco Hatori

You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes

Oh, please, could the cohesive-thought fairies land on her with some inspiration? She sounded like an idiot. — Anna J. Stewart

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be... — C.S. Lewis

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language! — Alec Baldwin

To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit. — William Blake

I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached. — Katherine Rundell

You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. — Sherwood Smith

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having — David Weber

Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell. — Raheel Farooq

There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H. — Cassandra Clare

Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated. — Donald Trump

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. — Harald Zwart

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about. — Ruth Reichl

If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot. — Robert Clarence Swanson

The 100% American is 99% idiot. — George Bernard Shaw

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. — Ambrose Bierce

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot. — Kelly Oram

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor. — Josh Gad

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

I'm slowly losing faith in humanity, one idiot at a time ... — Jose N. Harris

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. — Frederic William Farrar

Someone said you can't trust happiness.' 'Who was that idiot?' I shrugged. 'Let yourself be happy, Neal. — Barbara Morgenroth

Writers are idiots with Underwoods. — Darryl F. Zanuck

The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot! — Brian Spellman

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H.L. Mencken

Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost. — Alfred Capus

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one ... Then I thought he was a genus. — Mark Twain

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it. — Jessica Clare

Krishna,Christ, Allah we are one but you idiot humans divided me — Anonymous

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot. — Burt Reynolds

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. — Mark Twain

Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America — Ray Palla

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. — Basil Bunting

You're like the cute version of the village idiot. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around. — Lawrence Summers

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch