Idiot Quotes
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You smoke?" "Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
— Charlie Chaplin
He must be an idiot to feel this way, but there's nothing he can do. He doesn't even know if he can manage to speak.
— Alice Hoffman
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.
— Steve Fowler
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.
— Brandon Mull
You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.
— Christopher Titus
There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot?
— Alexandra Bracken
Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.
— Robert E. Sherwood
I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot
— Jennifer E. Smith
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
— Bob Smith
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
— Steven Wright
Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess ... responsiveness.
— Cherise Sinclair
Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters.
— Edith Hamilton
It will take time to restore chaos
— George W. Bush
I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.
— Adam Michnik
I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty
— Madonna Ciccone
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done, quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
— Elbert Hubbard
An optimist without realism is an idiot.
— Ben Tolosa
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel ... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.
— Martin Van Creveld
Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly.
— Cassandra Clare
An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader.
— Tucker Elliot
I'm not an idiot! I'm just twelve. I'm a twelve-year-old girl and neither of those facts are my fault.
— Ally Carter
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.
— Georges Courteline
Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?
— Cassandra Clare
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.
— Nikki Glaser
burglars are idiot masters of the built environment, drunk Jedis of architectural space.
— Geoff Manaugh
That's what an idiot does when he gets angry. He destroys whatever's nearest, even if it's his own house!
— Joe Abercrombie
What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
— Brandon Mull
As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!
— Chris Jericho
There are certain trifles I do not forgive. Not having read the required book. Having read it like an idiot. - John Shade
— Vladimir Nabokov
Apparently while I was readingThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Dating, he'd read The Guide to Dating a Complete Idiot. — Tracy Brogan
What kind of idiot breaks all his bones at the precise moment his damsel needs him the most?
— Karen Marie Moning
No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use.
— Knut Hamsun
The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.
— Billy Wilder
Hell's bells," I muttered. "Harry, you idiot, when will you learn not to victory gloat?
— Jim Butcher
While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world
— Carson McCullers
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher ... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
— Douglas Adams
Not that I'm cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot.
— Kiera Cass
I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.
— Kellyn Roth
You charming idiot.
— Gregory Maguire
Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot.
— Peter Griffin
There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.
— Herman J. Mankiewicz
Romantic EgoistWhat's better, an idiot who never tries ... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? — Bisco Hatori
Oh, please, could the cohesive-thought fairies land on her with some inspiration? She sounded like an idiot.
— Anna J. Stewart
I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be...
— C.S. Lewis
I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!
— Alec Baldwin
To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit.
— William Blake
I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.
— Katherine Rundell
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
— Sherwood Smith
Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing.
— Auliq Ice
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you?
— Hajime Isayama
A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Jesus, look at that idiot!" Waters' exec muttered, and the citizen captain shook his head in disgust. Having
— David Weber
Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.
— Raheel Farooq
There were valuable first editions of books in the enormous library, most of them had been scribbled in by some idiot named Will H.
— Cassandra Clare
Nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated.
— Donald Trump
Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about.
— Ruth Reichl
If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot.
— Robert Clarence Swanson
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
— George Bernard Shaw
Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.
— Tahereh Mafi
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
— Ambrose Bierce
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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.
— Horace Mann
I'm slowly losing faith in humanity, one idiot at a time ...
— Jose N. Harris
If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
— Frederic William Farrar
Someone said you can't trust happiness.' 'Who was that idiot?' I shrugged. 'Let yourself be happy, Neal.
— Barbara Morgenroth
Writers are idiots with Underwoods.
— Darryl F. Zanuck
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.
— H.L. Mencken
Idiots have always been exploited, and this is only right. The day they cease to be, they will triumph, and the world will be lost.
— Alfred Capus
I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one ... Then I thought he was a genus.
— Mark Twain
By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it.
— Jessica Clare
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.
— Burt Reynolds
Put two idiot drivers together at a traffic light and you're gonna have a car wreck. - Pop - Krill America
— Ray Palla
But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.
— Basil Bunting
You're like the cute version of the village idiot.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.
— Christian Finnegan
THERE ARE IDIOTS. Look around.
— Lawrence Summers
