I Think I'm Funny Quotes

Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense."
"None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter

I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?' — Bill Bailey

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships. — Greg Behrendt

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. — Shaquille O'Neal

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something. — Mitch Hedberg

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. — Karl Pilkington

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. — Ashton Kutcher

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty. — Amy Schumer

I mean, my age is just a number. So what if you were born in the era when they still used rotary phones and cassette tapes? I think it's cute. — T.S. Krupa

I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack. — Sara Humphreys

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy. — J.D. Salinger

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

Oh, I'm so going to put a knife in the other side of your chest, I think, feeling stabby. — Amy A. Bartol

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. — Martin Short

I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't. — Seann William Scott

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me. — Carmelo Anthony

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny. — Yasmine Bleeth

I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy. — J. Lincoln Fenn

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage. — Donald Glover

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling. — Jared Padalecki

You think I'm daffy?"
"Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter

I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star. — Malcolm Wilson

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. — Ellen DeGeneres

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny. — Jackie Schaffer

I don't think I'm funny. — Liam Neeson

I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh. — Lennie James

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing. — Seann William Scott

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. — Christopher Guest

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. — Ben Stiller

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up. — Michael Rapaport

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. — James Dashner

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman

Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you. — Stephen Schneider

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. — Robert Crais

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability — Sophia Bennett

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. — Charles M. Schulz

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny. — Nikki Cox

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. — Jim Butcher

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? — Imelda May

You think you're funny?
I think I'm adorable. — Eric Kripke

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. — Jeremy Clarkson

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.' — Dominic Cooper

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny. — Susan Egan

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! — Taylor Lautner

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. — Jerry O'Connell

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. — Cameron Diaz

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose. — Hans Zimmer

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. — Tom Bodett

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol — Fee Scott

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. — Alex Bradley

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles — D.J. MacHale

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. — Charlie Day

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. — Jack Whitehall

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. — Roz Chast

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst

Peyton, I'm not married and you're not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities. — Robyn Carr

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. — Jerry Coleman

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. — Robbie Amell

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. — Kevin James

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. — J.K. Rowling

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. — Harold Ramis

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. — Mila Kunis