I Think I'm Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage. —
Donald Glover

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. —
Angelina Jolie

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. —
Lorrie Moore

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling. —
Jared Padalecki

You think I'm daffy?"
"Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. —
Edward W. Robertson

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. —
C.C. Hunter

I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star. —
Malcolm Wilson

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about. —
Ellen DeGeneres

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny. —
Jackie Schaffer

I don't think I'm funny. —
Liam Neeson

I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh. —
Lennie James

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing. —
Seann William Scott

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. —
Christopher Guest

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. —
Ben Stiller

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. —
Judd Apatow

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up. —
Michael Rapaport

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx —
Sherrilyn Kenyon

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it. —
James Dashner

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. —
Caprice Bourret

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. —
Sarah Silverman

Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you. —
Stephen Schneider

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. —
Robert Crais

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be. —
Philip Seymour Hoffman

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. —
Demetri Martin

I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability —
Sophia Bennett

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too. —
Charles M. Schulz

Be careful, though."
"Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. —
Veronica Roth

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny. —
Nikki Cox

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. —
R.J. Gonzales

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. —
Jim Butcher

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? —
Imelda May

You think you're funny?
I think I'm adorable. —
Eric Kripke

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. —
Jeremy Clarkson

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. —
Giovanna Fletcher

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.' —
Dominic Cooper

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. —
Anthony Jeselnik

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. —
Lincoln Child

I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny. —
Susan Egan

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot! —
Taylor Lautner

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. —
Jerry O'Connell

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one. —
Cameron Diaz

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose. —
Hans Zimmer

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. —
Paulo Coelho

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny. —
Tom Bodett

I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol —
Fee Scott

You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. —
Alex Bradley

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. —
Nick Thune

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. —
Rachel Weisz

We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles —
D.J. MacHale

I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny. —
Charlie Day

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. —
Pamela Anderson

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't. —
Jack Whitehall

I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny. —
Roz Chast

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. —
Jimmy Carr

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"
"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. —
Elizabeth Brown

I think it's love.'
'Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. —
Doug Dorst

Peyton, I'm not married and you're not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities. —
Robyn Carr

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about. —
Jerry Coleman

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. —
Mick Foley

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. —
Robbie Amell

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. —
Zach Galifianakis

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. —
Kevin James

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. —
S.K. Logsdon

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. —
Dane Cook

Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts. —
J.K. Rowling

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. —
Harold Ramis

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? —
Rebecca Murphy

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. —
Mitt Romney

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do. —
Mila Kunis