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Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense.""None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
— Greg Behrendt
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
I HAVE TO MEET HIM.I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
— Danny DeVito
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
— Elayne Boosler
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?""What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
Oh, God, if I'm anything by a clinical name, I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I think people are plotting to make me happy.
— J.D. Salinger
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
Oh, I'm so going to put a knife in the other side of your chest, I think, feeling stabby.
— Amy A. Bartol
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
— Martin Short
I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
— Seann William Scott
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
— Alice Clayton
I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.
— Carmelo Anthony
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy.
— J. Lincoln Fenn
Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.
— Donald Glover
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
— Angelina Jolie
I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling.
— Jared Padalecki
You think I'm daffy?""Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
— Malcolm Wilson
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.
— Jackie Schaffer
I don't think I'm funny.
— Liam Neeson
I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
— Seann William Scott
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.
— Christopher Guest
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up.
— Michael Rapaport
I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
— Sarah Silverman
Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you.
— Stephen Schneider
People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability
— Sophia Bennett
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
— Charles M. Schulz
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today.
— R.J. Gonzales
You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable. — Eric Kripke
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
— Jeremy Clarkson
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'
— Dominic Cooper
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
— Taylor Lautner
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
— Cameron Diaz
I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose.
— Hans Zimmer
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.
— Tom Bodett
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
We may have been like needles in a hay stack, but they were like needles ... in a stack of needles
— D.J. MacHale
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
— Jack Whitehall
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
I think it's love.''Funny.'
'I'm serious.'
'And your support for this is ... ?'
'A feeling.'
'You need more than that. — Doug Dorst
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
— Robbie Amell
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
— Zach Galifianakis
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
— J.K. Rowling
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
— Harold Ramis
