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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
— Rodney Dangerfield
They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge
— George Galloway
I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.
— John Hodgman
See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.
— Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm pissed because I already know I'll be going with him.
— Colleen Hoover
People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure.
— Siobhan Finneran
Do you know how an ugly woman feels? Do you know what it is to be ugly all your life and inside to feel that you are beautiful? It is very rare.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Cute" is one of those words people use when they know you're smart enough to realize "you've got so much personality" means "you're ugly.
— Elizabeth Scott
You're gorgeous, Gabriel. You always were, you know." "Nature's cruelty - the fallen angel retains his beauty. But I'm ugly on the inside. — Sylvain Reynard
I have not know a worthy son to whom his mother appeared ugly.
— Mahatma Gandhi
Ah, March! we know thou art Kind-hearted, spite of ugly looks and threats,
And, out of sight, art nursing April's violets! — Helen Hunt Jackson
I know the ugly faces the moon makes when it thinks no one is watching.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
Women must know themselves better than anyone. If you have ugly legs, wear long dresses. If you have long, great legs, show them.
— Azzedine Alaia
I know nothing sadder than a hunchback in love or an ugly woman full of romantic ideals.
— Emile Zola
When we do get to the point where things aren't good, we know how to smarten up and fix it before it gets ugly.
— Margo Timmins
Well I know I am ugly and cannot be loved -
— Pearl S. Buck
I know that if I were to take ugly photographs, no one would be interested in looking at them.
— Chris Jordan
People do pretty ugly things to make themselves feel better, this I do know.
— Mariah Fredericks
-and then what happened?- I asked him, but I had no desire to know. Whatever it was, it has to be ugly.
— Michael F. Moore
When you go to Rome, do as Rome does. Rome will be a ugly customer to you, if you don't. I'm your Rome, you know.
— Charles Dickens
All I hope is that you can someday know that love doesn't have to be a brutal, bitter, power game. Love can be the ugly beautiful.
— Lauren Blakely
...life makes ugly faces at us sometimes, I know.
— Edith Wharton
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
— Will Ferrell
When I'm with you, I don't feel self-conscious or like I'm crippled or ugly. I don't know how you do that, but it's nice.
— Sue Grafton
Given the choice between someone saying I was handsome in a role or ugly but good, I know which I'd choose.
— Rufus Sewell
