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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge — George Galloway

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays. — John Hodgman

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them. — Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'm pissed because I already know I'll be going with him. — Colleen Hoover

People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. — Siobhan Finneran

Do you know how an ugly woman feels? Do you know what it is to be ugly all your life and inside to feel that you are beautiful? It is very rare. — Ernest Hemingway,

Yeah, me and Q-Tip is cool outside of the business, but you know, within the business sometimes it can get ugly, you know what I mean? — Phife Dawg

Cute" is one of those words people use when they know you're smart enough to realize "you've got so much personality" means "you're ugly. — Elizabeth Scott

You're gorgeous, Gabriel. You always were, you know."
"Nature's cruelty - the fallen angel retains his beauty. But I'm ugly on the inside. — Sylvain Reynard

I have not know a worthy son to whom his mother appeared ugly. — Mahatma Gandhi

Insecurity is an ugly thing. It makes you hate people you don't even know. — Drake

Ah, March! we know thou art Kind-hearted,
spite of ugly looks and threats,
And, out of sight, art nursing April's violets! — Helen Hunt Jackson

I know the ugly faces the moon makes when it thinks no one is watching. — Caitlin R. Kiernan

Women must know themselves better than anyone. If you have ugly legs, wear long dresses. If you have long, great legs, show them. — Azzedine Alaia

How ugly adults could be, how weak. So used to getting what they wanted that they didn't know the first thing about being brave. — Kate Morton

HELENA: Doctor Gall, does Radius have a soul? DR. GALL: I don't know. But there's something rather ugly about him. — Anonymous

I was always told I was ugly. I still think I am ugly. I know I've got an odd face and you can't tell me otherwise. — Mika.

I know nothing sadder than a hunchback in love or an ugly woman full of romantic ideals. — Emile Zola

When we do get to the point where things aren't good, we know how to smarten up and fix it before it gets ugly. — Margo Timmins

Well I know I am ugly and cannot be loved - — Pearl S. Buck

I know that if I were to take ugly photographs, no one would be interested in looking at them. — Chris Jordan

People do pretty ugly things to make themselves feel better, this I do know. — Mariah Fredericks

-and then what happened?- I asked him, but I had no desire to know. Whatever it was, it has to be ugly. — Michael F. Moore

When you go to Rome, do as Rome does. Rome will be a ugly customer to you, if you don't. I'm your Rome, you know. — Charles Dickens

All I hope is that you can someday know that love doesn't have to be a brutal, bitter, power game. Love can be the ugly beautiful. — Lauren Blakely

...life makes ugly faces at us sometimes, I know. — Edith Wharton

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul

The only ugly girls are the ones that don't know beauty comes from within. — Dan Howell

I go to the gym in the morning without any makeup on. Sorry, guys, if you think I'm ugly, but I don't know anybody who goes to the gym with makeup on. — Shenae Grimes

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. — Will Ferrell

When I'm with you, I don't feel self-conscious or like I'm crippled or ugly. I don't know how you do that, but it's nice. — Sue Grafton

Given the choice between someone saying I was handsome in a role or ugly but good, I know which I'd choose. — Rufus Sewell

I think the word 'blog' is an ugly word. I just don't know why people can't use the word 'journal.' — Moby

But romantic vision can also lead one away from certain very hard, ugly truths about life that are important to know. — Donna Tartt