
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. —
Ronnie Barker

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt —
Dannika Dark

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote. —
Mignon McLaughlin

Of course we're doing it for the money. We've always done it for the money. —
Mick Jagger

There is nothing so whole as a broken heart. —
Menachem Mendel

I missed Breaking Bad and people just go on and on about it until you're blue in the face with envy and you've got to watch it. —
Rhys Darby

Passion is the fire that can burn through fear. —
Sharon Weil

It is not the size of the dreamer, it is the size of the dream. —
Josh Ryan Evans

If a worldview is true, it should answer all of life's fundamental and central questions coherently. —
Abdu H Murray

There is no rustic so rude but that, if he dreams or fancies anything, it must be the whisper of the Holy Ghost, and he himself a prophet. —
Martin Luther

There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream. —
Marc Maron