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I'll have your fathers make something special," Holly said serenely. "If it turns out we don't like him, I'll cook the next meal for him. — Maya Banks

I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do. — Carrie Brownstein

I would like to know more about how to cook Japanese food. I love it, but don't know much about it. — Daniel Humm

I don't cook ... I don't know how to clean ... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic. — Chelsea Handler

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more. — Dane Cook

I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to bake. — Rachel Nichols

I don't get to cook in my own restaurant. — Danny Meyer

I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights. — Dane Cook

I don't suppose you cook?" Tucker inquired hopefully.
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan

All I do is stay in the kitchen and cook. I don't go there to party. — Patti LaBelle

I feel like people who don't brag are trying to make you jealous by thinking they're hiding something more even exciting. — Dane Cook

I just don't tend to cook eggplant at home. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot. — Dane Cook

You can't plan wars, don't know how to cook, and refuse to write love letters, I teased. — Kiera Cass

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot. — Patrice O'Neal

The trouble with the dead, as I see it, is they don't stay that way. — Tom Cook

I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that. — Dane Cook

I don't take care of myself at all. I've no idea why I'm not a fat bloater. I eat everything and anything. I never cook and just eat take-outs. — Travis Fimmel

I don't cook, but I would love to learn. — Hoda Kotb

I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities. — Dane Cook

I don't think Apple has to own a content business. — Tim Cook

And I don't cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza. — Tiger Woods

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio. — Phyllis Diller

I have loved to cook since I was a child in my mother's kitchen. If I don't have time to cook, I'll just read a cookbook. — Kamala Harris

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook. — Nicola Sturgeon

I love food. I'm a complete foodie. I love to cook. I find it very hard to say no to food. I get grumpy if I don't get food. — Stephen Hunter

I don't cook gumbo, but I just know it's a lot of good ingredients in it. And, with a movie, you got to have all those ingredients. — Ice Cube

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous. — Dane Cook

I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu. — Tyler Perry

I have so many friends who don't know how to cook. — Robert Rodriguez

I can't believe how many people don't have time to cook but have time to watch football and 'The Voice.' They're certainly making a choice. — Tom Douglas

I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating. — Nigella Lawson

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs. — Mandy Moore

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers. — Al Franken

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. — Janeane Garofalo

I don't really cook meat. I eat a bit of seafood but I'm not really into meat and the idea of cooking it is pretty intense. — Bella Heathcote

I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die. — C.B. Cook

I like to eat. Definitely. I love sitting around a table with my friends. But I don't know how to cook anything. — Donatella Versace

I cook every day. If I don't cook, they don't eat. Who's going to do it? I'm their mother! — Jennie Garth

I don't cook. I respect food too much. — Eva Mendes

I don't want you to cook my bread, I don't want you to make my bed. I don't want you to because I'm sad and blue, I just want to make love to you. — Willie Dixon

I don't cook 'concepts.' I use my head, but I cook from the heart, I cook for flavor. — Marcella Hazan

I wasn't born to cook or clean,
but to read and write,
if you don't like me the way I am,
then go fly a kite. — Besa Kosova

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets. — Dane Cook

I've always felt like a foreigner wherever I've lived. I don't feel much towards my Italian or Scottish roots, although I do cook the pasta at home. — Tom Conti

I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me. — Michael Jai White

My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook. — Bill Watterson

I'm not very bright about money. I'm not domestic either. If I don't learn how to cook, maybe I won't have to. — Natalie Wood

I don't really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks. — Tori Amos

Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. — Judy Gold

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest. — Wayne Rooney

Please don't cook me, kind sirs! I am a good cook myself, and cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I love museums but I don't want to live in one. — Tim Cook

Some people are good cooks and some people are good ... I don't see why you have to do all of that. — Frank Fairfield

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations. — Dane Cook

Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don't expect ever to encounter either one. — William Least Heat-Moon

I don't cook anything. — Lisa Ling

I don't really have one dish. I'm a very improvisational cook. I sort of like to make things up as I go along. I'm quite creative in the kitchen. — Gugu Mbatha-Raw

I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy. — Jo Brand

I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more. — Andy Kindler

I don't cook, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — ASAP Rocky

I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant. — Dane Cook

I don't usually cook." "And the world thanks you," he murmured — D.B. Reynolds

I don't own encryption, Apple doesn't own encryption. Encryption, as you know, is everywhere. In fact some of encryption is funded by our government. — Tim Cook

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home. — Jose Garces

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. — Calvin Trillin

I'm not a cook. I don't think I ever will be. — Chris Messina

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs. — Cecelia Ahern

I think people know that I love food, but maybe people don't know that I cook a lot. — Zoey Deutch

Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that was when I wasn't writing books. — Elaine Pagels

I'm not a big eater. I'm a terrible cook, and so I don't cook for myself. — Caroline Paul

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark — Rodney Dangerfield

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it. — Dane Cook

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. — Mo Rocca

I don't do my mother's cooking. Because I am a professional and she isn't. Even if she is a better cook. — Ferran Adria

I'm a simple cook, and there's a lot I don't eat. But food is important. It translates so easily into pleasure. — Mona Simpson

I don't cook fancy every day. I don't think anybody can, nor would it be very good for you. — Aarti Sequeira

I am just your everyday, average girl. I live by the beach. I wear flip flops. I don't wear make-up. I go to the gym. — A. J. Cook

Video games don't make people go nuts. I played Super Mario forever. Not once hopping on a turtle or smash my head through a brick ceiling. — Dane Cook

I still cook at home. A lot of chefs I think don't cook at home. But I still do, I love cooking at home, I love having friends. — Rene Redzepi

I don't really think anything Microsoft does puts pressure on Apple. — Tim Cook

I don't like to cook, but I like to eat popcorn with butter and salt. — Beverly Johnson

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook. — Janeane Garofalo

I make a film like I cook for friends. I hope they like it, but if they don't, I'm prepared to enjoy it all by myself. — Melvin Van Peebles

I'm a writer. I don't cook and I don't clean. — Dorothy West

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

I don't cook. My mother didn't cook. My daughter doesn't cook. — Erica Jong

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart.
Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West

I don't care what it looks, I don't care what it feels like, I believe God. — Michelle Cook-Hall