I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes

Collection of top 12 famous quotes about I Am Pregnant Funny

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I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Nicole Kidman: I was told I had a two per I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. Nicole Kidman
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Tranea Prosser: I've been single so long that if I I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Most republicans are against contraception because they don't Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: A couple weeks ago I was on the A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I said: All right, talk, but do you I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. — Tracy Morgan
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: That much sexual tension makes me want to That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno
I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Georgina Chapman: It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. — Georgina Chapman