Humourous Situations Quotes
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Humourous Situations Quotes & Sayings
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Oh my god, two days ago I fell in love with the girl of my dreams. Tonight I find out she's insane
— Jill Mansell
Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!
— Kirkland Ciccone
I guess it's their friend time?
— Meca Tanaka
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
She looks like what fishermen don't want after hours spent cutting debris out of their nets.
— Yannick Murphy
Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?
— Dennis Lehane
Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.
— Kirkland Ciccone
They play like file clerks file.
— Lauren Kessler
Recession should be added to the list of natural calamities
— Subhasis Das
You don't adjust. You just dominate.
— Al Davis
Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
— Miranda Hart
You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around.
— Muhammad Ali
It was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.
— Beth Myrle Rice
Most girls swoon when I talk to them. So quit ignoring me."
"So go talk to them," Kara slammed her locked shut and walked away. — Alexis Tiger
"So go talk to them," Kara slammed her locked shut and walked away. — Alexis Tiger
Kottke found Kobun amusing.
— Walter Isaacson
Whatever the choices one make in life, there will be the outcomes. But the question is: Will the outcomes be what one really expected?
— Ezekiel Mosoatsi
Can I ask you something?" Jo
"Maybe" Thorn
"What's between you and Karma?" Jo
"Right about now ... three miles." Thorn — Sherrilyn Kenyon
"Maybe" Thorn
"What's between you and Karma?" Jo
"Right about now ... three miles." Thorn — Sherrilyn Kenyon
All the medical examiners in the state of Florida are forensic pathologists with medical degrees.
— William R. Maples
So you , too , must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows, because they will make you a better person
— Paulo Coelho
My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.
— Jerry Snider
And you are?'
'Erm . . Professor N'gomo.' said Edith waving her badge in what she supposed was a casual way. — Anna Moore
'Erm . . Professor N'gomo.' said Edith waving her badge in what she supposed was a casual way. — Anna Moore
Damn tricky cats!
— Shelly Laurenston
Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.
— Jennifer Bernard