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Oh my god, two days ago I fell in love with the girl of my dreams. Tonight I find out she's insane — Jill Mansell

Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag! — Kirkland Ciccone

I guess it's their friend time? — Meca Tanaka

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

She looks like what fishermen don't want after hours spent cutting debris out of their nets. — Yannick Murphy

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button? — Dennis Lehane

Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead. — Kirkland Ciccone

They play like file clerks file. — Lauren Kessler

You know us naturist types.. when we party we party hard! — Lee Taylor

I mean, it's so normal for everybody to have a huge ego, it's great. It's great. Otherwise, everybody would act like Bono, you know, really big. — Kim Deal

Recession should be added to the list of natural calamities — Subhasis Das

SPOILER ALERT: EVERYONE FALLS IN LOVE & DIES! — Amy King

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste ... well played. — R.D. Ronald

You don't adjust. You just dominate. — Al Davis

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya. — Miranda Hart

You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali

It was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms. — Beth Myrle Rice

Most girls swoon when I talk to them. So quit ignoring me."
"So go talk to them," Kara slammed her locked shut and walked away. — Alexis Tiger

People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up — Maureen Johnson

Kottke found Kobun amusing. — Walter Isaacson

Please don't talk into the middle of other people's crotch! — Nakata Yumi

Whatever the choices one make in life, there will be the outcomes. But the question is: Will the outcomes be what one really expected? — Ezekiel Mosoatsi

Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say 'shit!' in front of a lady. — D.H. Lawrence

One of the ex-sucias publishes a poem about you online. It's called El Puto — Junot Diaz

Can I ask you something?" Jo
"Maybe" Thorn
"What's between you and Karma?" Jo
"Right about now ... three miles." Thorn — Sherrilyn Kenyon

All the medical examiners in the state of Florida are forensic pathologists with medical degrees. — William R. Maples

So you , too , must learn to bear certain pains and sorrows, because they will make you a better person — Paulo Coelho

My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels. — Jerry Snider

And you are?'
'Erm . . Professor N'gomo.' said Edith waving her badge in what she supposed was a casual way. — Anna Moore

Psht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? -JEN — Quinn Loftis

How he longed to be her rescuer, her brave knight. To prove he was more than the mischievous troublemaker she remembered and likely still thought him. — Julie Klassen

Damn tricky cats! — Shelly Laurenston

I am about to lose my temper,'
'I look too cute for that.'
'Stop daydreaming. — Rida Altaf

The fastest way to a man's heart is by tearing a hole through his rib cage_T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies. — Jennifer Bernard