Humourous Life Quotes
Collection of top 22 famous quotes about Humourous Life
Humourous Life Quotes & Sayings
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The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You should treat the trivial things in life seriously and the serious things in life with a sincere and studied triviality
— Oscar Wilde
Never say no to now
— Benny Bellamacina
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
— Lois Greiman
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.
— Ruth Westheimer
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Don't judge it. Just write it. Don't judge it. It's not for you to judge it.
Interview in Esquire Magazine 10/10 — Philip Roth
Interview in Esquire Magazine 10/10 — Philip Roth
Whatever the choices one make in life, there will be the outcomes. But the question is: Will the outcomes be what one really expected?
— Ezekiel Mosoatsi
Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.
— Mary Quant
There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.
— Chet Williamson
We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.
"So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back. — James Patterson
"So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back. — James Patterson
You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.
— H.R. Haldeman
As you are, you see everything else.
— Swami Satchidananda
Only the boring get bored
— Charles Bukowski
Why would I draw the short straw?
— Kresley Cole