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No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many.
— Alexander McCall Smith
lose weight, eat backwards.
— Benny Bellamacina
The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.
— Benny Bellamacina
Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.
— Benny Bellamacina
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price
— Benny Bellamacina
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
— Benny Bellamacina
Never say no to now
— Benny Bellamacina
Save time, worry about everything all at once!
— Benny Bellamacina
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.
— Benny Bellamacina
Question everything, unless it's the answer
— Benny Bellamacina
It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive
— Benny Bellamacina
When you're going out of your mind always leave the door open!
— Benny Bellamacina
If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.
— Benny Bellamacina
Never look in the mirror when your stressed it's contagious
— Benny Bellamacina
You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less
— Benny Bellamacina
Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier
— Benny Bellamacina
If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.
— Benny Bellamacina
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
— Stephen Hawking
It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.
— Jefferson Smith
If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
— Benny Bellamacina
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.
— Norman Wisdom
The object of Sufi preparatory study, however, being to illustrate, expose and out-manoeuvre superficial ambition.
— Idries Shah
Frame everything and some of it will become art.
— Benny Bellamacina
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
— Benny Bellamacina
Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.
— Benny Bellamacina
Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there
— Benny Bellamacina
God in his infinite wisdomDid not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
Achieve everything and fail at the rest
— Benny Bellamacina
A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.
— Benny Bellamacina
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
O Great Swami of the East, your wisdom has pierced the miasma.
— Jonathan Kellerman
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares.
— Benny Bellamacina
If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
— Benny Bellamacina
You don't need a big pen to write a tall story
— Benny Bellamacina
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
— Norman Wisdom
Looking at a king's mouth, ' said an old man, 'one would think he never sucked at his mother's breast.
— Chinua Achebe
If you forget who you've become remember who you are
— Benny Bellamacina
The shades of colours are splendid.
— Lailah Gifty Akita