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No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many. — Alexander McCall Smith

lose weight, eat backwards. — Benny Bellamacina

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you. — Benny Bellamacina

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price — Benny Bellamacina

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. — Niels Bohr

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time — Benny Bellamacina

Never say no to now — Benny Bellamacina

Save time, worry about everything all at once! — Benny Bellamacina

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place. — Benny Bellamacina

Question everything, unless it's the answer — Benny Bellamacina

It's never too late to change, unless you're already fully undressed — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive — Benny Bellamacina

When you're going out of your mind always leave the door open! — Benny Bellamacina

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off. — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand. — Benny Bellamacina

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it's contagious — Benny Bellamacina

You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less — Benny Bellamacina

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier — Benny Bellamacina

If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder. — Benny Bellamacina

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. — Stephen Hawking

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs. — Jefferson Smith

If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back. — Benny Bellamacina

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that. — Norman Wisdom

The object of Sufi preparatory study, however, being to illustrate, expose and out-manoeuvre superficial ambition. — Idries Shah

Frame everything and some of it will become art. — Benny Bellamacina

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit — Benny Bellamacina

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in. — Benny Bellamacina

Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there — Benny Bellamacina

God in his infinite wisdom
Did not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes

Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours — Benny Bellamacina

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

O Great Swami of the East, your wisdom has pierced the miasma. — Jonathan Kellerman

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny — Benny Bellamacina

Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares. — Benny Bellamacina

If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift. — Benny Bellamacina

You don't need a big pen to write a tall story — Benny Bellamacina

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. — Norman Wisdom

Looking at a king's mouth, ' said an old man, 'one would think he never sucked at his mother's breast. — Chinua Achebe

If you forget who you've become remember who you are — Benny Bellamacina

The shades of colours are splendid. — Lailah Gifty Akita